# Exclamations only thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 24, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528 "2023-05-24T17:15:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1361 "2026-01-06T22:44:40Z")
Send over those nine ladies dancing, please! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1362 "2026-01-10T22:52:58Z")
My house looks so naked without Christmas decorations everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1363 "2026-01-11T05:36:42Z")
I know exactly what you mean! ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1364 "2026-01-13T00:23:16Z")
Today is National Clean Off Your Desk Day! My dad always said that a clean desk is a sign of a sick mind! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1365 "2026-01-13T00:42:02Z")
Thanks for letting me know! I kinda don’t have anything to do at work, so now I can clean my desk and be productive! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1366 "2026-01-13T00:51:46Z")
Sooooo much dust behind the monitor! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1367 "2026-01-13T16:42:53Z")
Don’t even get me started [on the _Virginia_!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hampton_Roads) ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1368 "2026-01-13T17:24:14Z")
I learned something! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1369 "2026-01-13T17:41:35Z")
Hey, great! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2026, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1370 "2026-01-15T21:21:49Z")
I blew out a tire! I got new tires! Then I hit a squirrel with my brand new tire! What next!!! ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1371 "2026-01-16T01:18:17Z")
It sounds like a tiring experience with your tires! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1372 "2026-01-16T04:54:16Z")
You deserve a day off! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1373 "2026-01-23T02:05:30Z")
More fireworks! My neighborhood has fireworks three times a week! ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1374 "2026-01-23T02:18:50Z")
That seems excessive! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1375 "2026-01-23T19:00:49Z")
Hope it looks great, at least! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1376 "2026-01-23T19:58:17Z")
No! They are just the kind that make noise! Maybe those are called firecrackers instead of fireworks! I don’t know that much about incendiaries! I don’t want to learn! Oh, god, maybe it’s gunfire?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1377 "2026-01-23T22:06:57Z")
Not unusual around here, especially on New Year’s Eve! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1378 "2026-01-26T18:03:49Z")
Happy Australia Day! Today is the day to celebrate all things Australia! Um, I guess say “G’day” to all your Mates! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1379 "2026-01-26T18:05:24Z")
Ooooh, it is also Invasion Day! So hold some thoughts in your heart for the indigenous Australians! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1380 "2026-01-27T17:22:33Z")
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