# Exclamations only thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 24, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528 "2023-05-24T17:15:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1521 "2026-04-20T04:04:21Z")
I hear ya! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1522 "2026-04-20T16:21:59Z")
Oooh, my imaginary arthritis! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1523 "2026-04-20T19:45:36Z")
The ol’ rheumatiz is botherin’ me somethin’ fierce these days! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1524 "2026-04-22T20:23:16Z")
When in danger, or in Doubt!!! Run in circles, scream and shout!!! AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1525 "2026-04-22T20:45:52Z")
**Don’t Panic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1526 "2026-04-22T21:11:08Z")
AAAAAAAAA! 😱 ! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1527 "2026-04-23T04:15:01Z")
Panic is all I have time for! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1528 "2026-04-23T19:12:23Z")
Maybe you should hire a scheduler! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1529 "2026-04-25T03:05:19Z")
You have to schedule time for that! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1530 "2026-04-25T04:06:13Z")
Wow, talk about a Catch-22! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1531 "2026-04-28T02:22:11Z")
I want chocolate covered cotton balls! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1532 "2026-04-28T03:04:11Z")
You can have mine - I _hate_ 'em! ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1533 "2026-04-28T03:11:27Z")
If I found out I had chocolate-covered cotton balls, I’d go to the doctor asap! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1534 "2026-04-28T03:22:55Z")
I’d be right behind you! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1535 "2026-04-28T04:26:03Z")
Chocolate-covered cotton balls won’t remove makeup very well! Chocolate-covered cotton balls won’t taste very good! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1536 "2026-04-28T09:45:40Z")
Oh, a twofer! My, my! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1537 "2026-04-28T14:13:06Z")
Doesn’t take much to impress you, I guess! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1538 "2026-04-29T21:35:01Z")
Oh my god, I have a bone spur! On the plus side, I guess I am safe from the Draft! ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1539 "2026-04-29T22:12:34Z")
And you can run for president! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528/1540 "2026-04-30T02:38:58Z")
You’d be a big improvement over the incumbent, lemme tell ya! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528.md?page=76) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exclamations-only-thread/984528.md?page=78)