# Excuse me madam, but I do believe that you've misunderestimated the size of your ass. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897 "2004-05-06T18:45:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/41 "2004-05-08T07:12:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Whywhywhywhywhy would you want a handrail in your buttcrack? I just can’t fathom this action. Holding onto a handrail with your butt? I can see leaning against it with your hip, but the pole in your buttcrack? Lots of reasons. She might have had prehensile butt cheeks, for one. Or maybe she was hot. A cold metal pole against your ass will cool you down _real_ fast. I’m amazed we’re this far into the thread and nobody has suggested that **Jackknifed** just dial 1-800-MIXALOT… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/42 "2004-05-09T16:12:43Z")
“Prehensile butt-cheeks”? I’m sorry, I just have to say it - **BAND NAME!!!** ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/43 "2004-05-09T19:04:39Z")
_Confucius say, ‘Crowded elevator smell different to midget.’_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/44 "2004-05-09T21:02:37Z")
You could have done the same thing to her as she ended up doing to you. After all, she was touching you with her ass!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/45 "2004-05-09T22:09:43Z")
I gotta know: Was it a “badonkadonk” ass, or a “garbage bag filled with used chewing gum” ass? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/46 "2004-05-10T05:15:12Z")
Gee, thanks, **Tentacle Monster**. Now I need to go scrub my imagination with steel wool. :eek: There are times when a puking smilie would come in mighty handy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/47 "2004-05-10T15:30:44Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > I gotta know: > > Was it a “badonkadonk” ass, or a “garbage bag filled with used chewing gum” ass? Definitely, the latter. This is what made it so shocking to me. It was like she was purposely leaning on me. If it was a big muscular ass, I might actually give her the benefit of the doubt. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/48 "2004-05-10T16:58:17Z")
Dude, her roids just used your crotch as a scratching post. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897/49 "2004-05-10T17:35:37Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > They make strap-on arses now? [Cotton Hill] Good Lord, Hank, you’re wearin’ butt-boobies! [/Cotton Hill] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-madam-but-i-do-believe-that-youve-misunderestimated-the-size-of-your-ass/243897.md?page=2)