# Excuse me, those are my NIPPLES... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 10, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201 "2003-03-10T02:23:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/1 "2003-03-10T02:23:46Z")
OK, like, I understand you like to have your nipples played with. Roughly. Like hard biting, twisting, whatnot. I’m down with that. It makes you writhe and moan with delight. Fine, no problem. But baby, _it just ain’t my bag!_ So, if you don’t mind, please stop biting, twisting, pulling, scraping, chewing, pinching and otherwise abusing my nipples, or I will rip yours off, and not in a way you would find desirable. I swear to god, wearing a shirt right now is causing me great pain! ☹ Oh, and by the way, if it’s going to take you _that_ long to cum, couldn’t you have told me that before we started? I’m on a deadline, and I told you that right from the start. If you knew it was going to take two hours, why did you come over when you knew I only had one? :dubious: Bah - inconsiderate sex partners! :mad: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/2 "2003-03-10T02:27:09Z")
10 bucks if somebody gives Esprix a tittie-twister at the next dopefest he attends and gets a picture. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/3 "2003-03-10T02:30:13Z")
Yeah. Ten from me, too. And not a digital pic, either. I want a negative. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/4 "2003-03-10T02:30:38Z")
I love male nipples. So much fun. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/5 "2003-03-10T02:32:44Z")
:mad: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/6 "2003-03-10T02:40:28Z")
ANYBODY touches my nipples, I will hit them. And I’m NOT kidding. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/7 "2003-03-10T02:42:09Z")
Feeling a little…sensitive? Do you find our remarks…chafing? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/8 "2003-03-10T02:42:09Z")
Esprix… c’m here a sec… GOTCHA! _SMACK_ OUCH what did you do that for?! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/9 "2003-03-10T02:47:47Z")
Oh, and I hate to say this, but has anybody else noticed that Esprix seems to be coming off today as just a… (wait for it) (keep waiting) …bit nippy? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/10 "2003-03-10T02:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > OK, like, I understand you like to have your nipples played with. Roughly. Like hard biting, twisting, whatnot. I’m down with that. It makes you writhe and moan with delight. Oh, good lord, does it ever. Keep it up. _bliss_ > [@](#): > > So, if you don’t mind, please stop biting, twisting, pulling, scraping, chewing, pinching and otherwise abusing my nipples, or I will rip yours off, and not in a way you would find desirable. Aww… come to Matt, he’ll make your poor nipples feel all riiight. _sticks out big flat tongue_ I can do nice gentle things with my tongue, lips and goatee that will drive you out of your _mind_. Can **Potter** help? :mad: :mad: -\> 😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/11 "2003-03-10T03:16:34Z")
_{purrs contentedly}_ yasurewhatever… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/12 "2003-03-10T03:33:10Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Esprix_ > Oh, and by the way, if it’s going to take you that long to cum, couldn’t you have told me that before we started? I’m on a deadline, and I told you that right from the start. If you knew it was going to take two hours, why did you come over when you knew I only had one? So, you had two hours of hot gay sex, and now you’re _complaining_? [Mama Soprano]Poor you.[/Mama Soprano] ---
**Author:** ![lovelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@lovelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelee)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/13 "2003-03-10T03:51:21Z")
Sounds like Esprix needs to invest in [Nipguards!](http://www.nipguards.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/14 "2003-03-10T04:05:07Z")
I’m with you **Esprix**. You leave my nipples alone Mrs Skogcat, and I’ll do whatever you like to yours 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/15 "2003-03-10T04:06:08Z")
**Miller** , I know, poor me, eh? 😉 **lovelee** , that’s just so… so… I don’t know what it is! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/16 "2003-03-10T04:28:58Z")
Was just thinking of this thread as I was hanging up the laundry with heavy duty **Clothespins** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/17 "2003-03-10T04:32:52Z")
> [@](#): > > yasurewhatever… Oooh… shibby. _long, slow, gentle sluuuuurrrrrpppp…_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/18 "2003-03-10T04:33:55Z")
> [@](#): > > heavy duty Clothespins Yup, those are fun too! Leastways, **Potter** and I think so. I wouldn’t even want to use them to hang up _laundry_ around **Esprix** right now, tho. ---
**Author:** ![Danae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@Danae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danae)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/19 "2003-03-10T04:44:17Z")
NURSE!!! BagBalm…STAT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Danae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@Danae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danae)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/20 "2003-03-10T04:44:21Z")
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