# Excuse me, those are my NIPPLES... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 10, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201 "2003-03-10T02:23:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/21 "2003-03-10T04:49:49Z")
Yeah, **matt** , my SO likes clothespins too, but not that cheap plastic crap. Off to Home Depot in the morn… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/22 "2003-03-10T04:53:49Z")
Clothespins? :eek: Yeah, at least you guys don’t have to have mammograms! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/23 "2003-03-10T05:04:12Z")
Actually, guys can get breast cancer… so might as well enjoy them while i’ve got them…! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/24 "2003-03-10T05:05:00Z")
We can? Shit, I didn’t know that, seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/25 "2003-03-10T05:07:39Z")
I knew that. I was just kidding around. Clothespins. Dammit, that sounds painful. (But then, are guy’s nipples as sensitives as females’?) ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/26 "2003-03-10T05:09:33Z")
You tell me. 🙂 I’ve never had my nipples tweaked, and I’ve never had complaints from ladies who’ve had theirs tweaked! ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/27 "2003-03-10T05:19:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\* > > Clothespins. Dammit, that sounds painful. (But then, are guy’s nipples as sensitives as females’?) \*\* That’s why she uses the wooden ones. I am a wimp and can only stand the cheap plastic crap. ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/28 "2003-03-10T06:25:42Z")
A Hundred bucks for teeth to nipple torture picture. Bonus for a male or both at the same time. “Excuse me, those are my NIPPLES” Oh terribly sorry! \ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/29 "2003-03-10T06:25:45Z")
> [@](#): > > (But then, are guy’s nipples as sensitives as females’?) My nipples are incredibly sensitive - not sensitive as in tender and painful; sensitive as in _erotic_ They’re like chest nuts. ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/30 "2003-03-10T06:29:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*My nipples are incredibly sensitive - not sensitive as in tender and painful; sensitive as in _erotic_ They’re like chest nuts. \*\* File that under A Simpson Shudder…uuuuhhhhuhuhhhhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/31 "2003-03-10T07:05:05Z")
> [@](#): > > 10 bucks if somebody gives Esprix a tittie-twister at the next dopefest he attends and gets a picture. I’ll take that challenge. > [@](#): > > ANYBODY touches my nipples, I will hit them. No offense, my friend, but that’s not very threatening. You weigh, what, half of what I do? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MissBungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MissBungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBungle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/32 "2003-03-10T07:31:49Z")
Soooooooooooo does your lover not speak english? Me thinks you are the inconsiderate sex partner. You are telling a forum board what you want… and giving your lover hell for not mind reading. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/33 "2003-03-10T08:07:12Z")
Now, where did I leave my nipple clamps? Oh, yes, in the tool chest, I was using them to help a friend jump-start his car! Now, **Esprix** , dear, you were saying? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/34 "2003-03-10T13:49:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MissBungle \* > \*\*Soooooooooooo does your lover not speak english? > Me thinks you are the inconsiderate sex partner. You are telling a forum board what you want… and giving your lover hell for not mind reading. \*\* Hey look everyone! We can close this tread down now. The Voice of Light has spoken!! ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/35 "2003-03-10T13:50:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MissBungle \* > \*\*Soooooooooooo does your lover not speak english? > Me thinks you are the inconsiderate sex partner. You are telling a forum board what you want… and giving your lover hell for not mind reading. \*\* Hey look everyone! We can close this thread down now. The Voice of Light has spoken!! ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/36 "2003-03-10T13:54:19Z")
doh!! ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/37 "2003-03-10T14:09:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > [They’re like chest nuts. Just be careful around open fires. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/38 "2003-03-10T15:02:47Z")
Yours?.. ah. Ahem. Never mind then… I’ll just put them right back here… _slinks off looking embarrassed_ ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/39 "2003-03-10T16:09:56Z")
Sorry to hear you’ve got the Purple Nurples, **Esprix**. Last time I went pub crawling with my bro in Portland, we saw Sweaty Nipples doing a show. Local music is great. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/40 "2003-03-10T16:13:33Z")
The timing on this is oh-so-unfortunate. Here we just had **Esprix** in a roomfull of bold ass Dopers ( **Spoofe** , where were YOU?) and alas, no nipple twisting. I weep. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201.md?page=3)