# Excuse me, those are my NIPPLES... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 10, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201 "2003-03-10T02:23:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/61 "2003-03-11T05:54:29Z")
_rips off one of Esprix’s nipples and runs like hell_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/62 "2003-03-11T05:57:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*woah, i havent been here long but i always thought u were a dude esprix… \*\* Esprix is a big 'mo, didn’t you know? ---
**Author:** ![moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f17d59/32.png) [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/63 "2003-03-11T06:20:12Z")
Ok… the thought of you being gay never crossed my mind. ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/64 "2003-03-11T06:28:21Z")
I just wanted to mention that the radio was playing _Tainted Love_ while I was reading this thread. “Don’t touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so . . . . . . tainted love . . .” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kang_and_Kodos)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/65 "2003-03-11T06:39:56Z")
Can we possibly go seven days without an outburst of pissy frustration by the neighborhood drama queen? You love yourself. We know. Now fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/66 "2003-03-11T06:40:36Z")
**coosa** , I can do you one better – what I was listening to was “Love Bites” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/67 "2003-03-11T06:45:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kang and Kodos \* > \*\*Can we possibly go seven days without an outburst of pissy frustration by the neighborhood drama queen? > > You love yourself. We know. Now fuck off. \*\* **Kang and Kodos** , would you be so kind as to point me to a thread in which you have said _one fucking positive useful thing_ in re the topic under discussion? It’s entirely possible you might have done so, but it’s certainly slipped **my** notice. I think most of us could easily find interesting and valuable material posted by **Esprix** that has enlightened us, amused us, or both. The overwhelming majority of members seem to like the community, sharing the joys and sorrows, petty gripes and amusements of our fellow Dopers. Whatever bug has crawled up your collective asses is in dire need of a proctologist’s services; it seems to have died and poisoned your spleen. ---
**Author:** ![Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kang_and_Kodos)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/68 "2003-03-11T06:50:25Z")
All I’m saying is, If Esprix and Lucki ever got together and expressed their mutual unhappiness together in private, this board would be greatly improved. I’m not saying suicide pact, but that IS an option. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/69 "2003-03-11T07:01:32Z")
Yer funny! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/70 "2003-03-11T07:03:05Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **moc.liamtoh@rorrim** _ > > Ok… the thought of you being gay never crossed my mind. Can I use this as my new sig? I swear to God, no one has EVER said this to me before! 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/71 "2003-03-11T07:15:37Z")
“He was a drama queen Posted sweet, over seventeen…” See, even if you try to take the Kang and Kodos post to heart, you still wind up with an Abba song. Sorry, Esprix, but it’s Abba. I have to say you’re disallowed from using the new sig. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/72 "2003-03-11T07:16:28Z")
(Oh, and I’m guessing **Kang** didn’t get enough of a warning [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=128207) to satisfy him. What a pity.) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/73 "2003-03-11T07:17:59Z")
Aw, **2trew** , yer no fun. ☹ Esprix, ABBA-esque ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/74 "2003-03-11T07:34:22Z")
How would you know? According to reports from others, seeing me dance to an Abba song is quite a lot of fun. Well, it’s fun or it’s just disturbing. I choose to be optimistic. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/75 "2003-03-11T07:40:25Z")
Well, that definitely puts a whole nother twist on “Dancing Queen”!! 😉 ::: ducks and runs :::: ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/76 "2003-03-11T11:24:04Z")
To do list: Finish knitting pi shawl. End racism. End sexism. End homophobia. Kill **Polycarp.** 😃 CJ I hope everyone around here knows not to take that last item seriously. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/77 "2003-03-11T12:01:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*Ok… the thought of you being gay never crossed my mind. \*\* So… you weren’t tipped off by the “Ask the gay guy!” links in his sig? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/78 "2003-03-11T12:01:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*Ok… the thought of you being gay never crossed my mind. \*\* Okay, this statement crashed my brain, and I was forced to reboot. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/79 "2003-03-11T12:05:43Z")
Request for **Esprix** : Come out of the closet, please. I’m sick of you trying to hide your sexuality. **Kang and kodos** : Fuck off. If you’ve got nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201/80 "2003-03-11T14:50:13Z")
HEY! :mad: Don’t I get to be in the Drama Queen Alliance too??!! > [@](#): > > Finish knitting pi shawl. O.o pi shawl? shawl emblazoned with the number pi? this sounds intriguing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/excuse-me-those-are-my-nipples/160201.md?page=5)