# Executing someone with a full colon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/executing-someone-with-a-full-colon/643809>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 12, 2012, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/executing-someone-with-a-full-colon/643809 "2012-12-12T07:13:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/executing-someone-with-a-full-colon/643809/21 "2012-12-13T20:01:14Z")

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> [@Hail\_Ants](#):
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> I saw an HBO docu years ago and a condemned inmate not only mentioned diapers but he said they also use a, ahem, rectal plug. The inmate thought that the prison doctor was an incompetent quack and was worried that he was going to screw it up.

If he was worried about him screwing it up, would he have preferred they hammer it up? (I’m going to hell.)

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/executing-someone-with-a-full-colon/643809/22 "2012-12-13T22:29:47Z")

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I believe it was on this very message board that someone said that if sent to the electric chair, his “last meal” would consist of gulping down as many packets of raw popcorn kernels as he could cram in before things went down to the wire, so to speak.

Ah, here it is: it was **Cluricaun** , with the immortal last words of “[Nobody will ever forget the Jiffy-Pop Man.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10656250&postcount=19)”

Classic.

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