# Exercise: Describe Yourself in 20 Words or Less **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334 "2001-02-13T18:40:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/21 "2001-02-13T22:01:25Z")
35 YO single who’s fiercely Canadian, partially educated, slightly shy, somewhat creative, mostly passionate, occasionally amusing guy who can’t count words. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/22 "2001-02-13T22:16:57Z")
Built, rich, hung Sean Connery clone, 25, smart-as-Einstein Renaissance man openly married to nymphomaniac, and compulsive liar. Oh, alright… Six-foot-one, responsible, intelligent, ectomorphic, Canadian male network administrator, 33, loves life, learning, beauty, wife, and two sons. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/23 "2001-02-13T22:59:39Z")
Six-foot-eight, gangly, reasonably-attractive physicist who finds joy in music, dogs, and travel, lives exuberantly, loves passionately, and talks too fast. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/24 "2001-02-13T23:31:20Z")
Average college student seeks . . . wait, wrong thread. Lemme start again. 19-year-old guy, brown/hazel, personal computer geek, former post whore and current academic competition nut. I have five words left. ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/25 "2001-02-14T00:04:53Z")
Teenage energetic, laugh-loving, semi-nymphomaniacal, girl in virginia…loves animals, rap…addicted to lip gloss and gum, all-A student. Boo-YA! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/26 "2001-02-14T00:14:28Z")
Aerospace engineer, 47, married, one daughter, 2 dogs, loves sailing, reading, chatting, chocolates, music, laughing, cooking, and getting nekkid and … Damn, ran out of words… ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/27 "2001-02-14T00:24:31Z")
45, blond, blue eyes, widow, soft heart, shy, mother of 22 year old daughter, love to hike, workout and lives by ocean. ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/28 "2001-02-14T00:28:19Z")
OOOPS… Went over… sorry ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/29 "2001-02-14T02:30:37Z")
Vertically challenged, busty, redheaded, married mother of two, psycho vixen bimbo b\*\*\*\* from hell. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/30 "2001-02-14T02:44:21Z")
Friendly, hard-working, hard-drinking cynical conservative atheist geophysicist with a flair for forgetfulness and a bottle of Crown Royal. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/31 "2001-02-14T02:44:33Z")
Small-town newspaper editor. Think of all the old movies. It’s me. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/32 "2001-02-14T02:47:52Z")
Damn! I forgot to work in the striped boxer shorts… ---
**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/33 "2001-02-14T02:53:10Z")
fun-loving, quiet 18 year old maker of tie-dye and pottery, average looking, intelligent, and stranger than I look. ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/34 "2001-02-14T03:32:45Z")
18 yr old female college student, introvert, bibliophile, slight tendency towards depression, dirty mind, odd sense of humor, loves the color blue and identifies herself with a fairy. 26, so sue me… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/35 "2001-02-14T03:48:09Z")
Annoying but loveable outgoing agnostic single female, Canadaphile, environmentalist, know-it-all ex-music teacher with a warped sense of humor. …And shouldn’t it be “20 Words or Fewer”? Fine, add "retentive’ somewhere in the above description. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/36 "2001-02-14T04:01:48Z")
Single Canadian bird watching,good uncle, socially and environmentally conscious,golf loving, amateur acting very funny sweet guy. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/37 "2001-02-14T04:05:00Z")
Lanky, dark-haired 27-year-old Oxford-educated career graduate student who loves cricket and donuts. Howzat!? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/38 "2001-02-14T04:06:48Z")
Perverse klutz, slutty geek, sarcastic bitch, tactfully blunt, voluptuous reader, shy exhibitionist, exotic mother, sweet jezebel, intelligent moron, drunken paradox. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/39 "2001-02-14T04:37:17Z")
Tall, fat, dumb-looking guy who drinks beer. Drives a truck, has a dog, and lives in Colorado. Nuff Said. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/40 "2001-02-14T04:37:40Z")
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