# Exercise: Describe Yourself in 20 Words or Less **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334 "2001-02-13T18:40:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Eohippus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Eohippus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eohippus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/61 "2001-02-16T15:06:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eirroc \* > \*\*31yr old 5ft6 redhead, blue eye, brown eye, unfit, loves to laugh, loves computers, hates british winters, loves her kids. \*\* Is your blue eye your left one or your right one? It makes all the difference in my assessment of you as a person. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/62 "2001-02-16T15:38:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally quoted by Eohippus_ > **Is your blue eye your left one or your right one? It makes all the difference in my assessment of you as a person. 😉** Sorry **Eohippus** Cant tell you that or I would have to kill you 😃 jest pulling your leg _skuttles off to the bathroom mirror cause she can never remember herself_. My right one is brown, does this make me a good or bad person? ---
**Author:** ![Janx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Janx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Janx)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/63 "2001-02-16T15:53:43Z")
37, merried, American, male, lives in Brazil with Brazillian wife and our kid. Aurther Dent clone. Except im blond. \*\* 20 woids! hoo-yha!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eohippus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Eohippus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eohippus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/64 "2001-02-16T16:28:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eirroc \* > \*\*My right one is brown, does this make me a good or bad person? \*\* Actually, I was kidding you because I thought you’d mis-posted, and you’d meant to say you had brown hair and blue yes, like I do. I’m guessing you’re a good, albeit absent-minded, person who infrequently looks in the mirror. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eohippus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Eohippus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eohippus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/65 "2001-02-16T16:30:16Z")
Duh, that’s EYES… ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/66 "2001-02-16T17:19:19Z")
LOL **Eohippus** , absent minded yes, but vain enough to look in the mirror 😃 I just dont notice it myself unless someone points it out. I just have to keep saying its like wiring a plug _“brown to the right and blue to the left” 😉_ ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/67 "2001-02-16T20:35:46Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Persephone \* > **Vertically challenged, busty, redheaded, married mother of two, psycho vixen bimbo b** _\* from hell. 😃 \*\* Maybe, Pers, but you’re **our** psycho vixen bimbo b\*\*\*\* from hell! Me? OK… um… 44, dad, husband, scout leader, coder, lefthanded, balding, loves scuba diving but has been too dry lately. 17 words. I donate my 3 unused words to whoever claims them first. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/68 "2001-02-16T21:14:19Z")
_Originally posted by **RalfCoder** _ > [@](#): > > \*\*44, dad, husband, scout leader, coder, lefthanded, balding, loves scuba diving but has been too dry lately. > > 17 words. I donate my 3 unused words to whoever claims them first. \*\* I’ll take them, but donate them back to you: **drink, don’t dive.** ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/69 "2001-02-16T22:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St. Attila \* > I’ll take them, but donate them back to you: **drink, don’t dive.** Don’t dive? But… but… it’s water! That’s why it’s there!! What am I supposed to do with the stuff, drink it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/70 "2001-02-16T22:35:54Z")
Blutoesque male, down that steep slope to the big four-oh of geezerdom, but with a sense of wonder. ---
**Author:** ![keeper0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@keeper0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keeper0)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exercise-describe-yourself-in-20-words-or-less/54334/71 "2001-02-17T18:48:42Z")
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