# EXOTIC DANCING **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 3, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231 "2001-01-03T14:17:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231/21 "2001-01-03T21:15:14Z")
LOL…I really didn’t need that picture though. Damn me and my overactive imagination. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231/22 "2001-01-03T21:37:04Z")
**Mr.Cynical** , thanx, i really needed that. 😉 Yah, looks like i’ll be checking out the club tomorrow night. I’m starting to have my doubts… What the heck… I’m young. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231/23 "2001-01-04T00:49:18Z")
Thanks **Mr. Cynical** , like I needed you to conjure up a picture of my husband. [sub]“butt-hair willy-nilly”…I nearly choked to death![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231/24 "2001-01-04T15:33:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*Thanks **Mr. Cynical** , like I needed you to conjure up a picture of my husband. > > [sub]“butt-hair willy-nilly”…I nearly choked to death![/sub] \*\* So long as it wasn’t the butt-hair that you choked on, you should be fine. I’m reminded of a story. A friend of mine back in the Air Force used to be fornd of going up the the new kids in the shop and telling them they had “kind” hair. Invariably, the new guy would ask, “What do you mean, Kind hair?” The answer? “The kind of hair what grows around my asshole” ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231/25 "2001-01-04T16:13:15Z")
Hey, **soulsling**! I just happen to know a place where you can get an honest evaluation of your body _and_ your dancing ability from 50 or more of your nearest and dearest. Is this Saturday too soon for you to “audition?” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231/26 "2001-01-04T16:24:41Z")
**Green Bean** , your’e oh so sweet 🙂 I think I’ve just about given up the idea. I’ll just invest in the stock market some more, and hope this new yield on interest rates helps me out as well… ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231/27 "2001-01-04T19:07:10Z")
Hey you best not be giving up on that idea I was gonna drive up there just to see it, and I’m not gay! 😉 just make sure you wear that kung fu outfit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/exotic-dancing/48231.md?page=1)