# Explain BRexit to me.

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**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [January 16, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839 "2019-01-16T01:14:44Z")
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### Author: ![bizerta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@bizerta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizerta)
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Voters voted to exit the EU. Why did Parliament reject May’s plan? What does Parliament want? What happens if Parliament takes no action on this issue?

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
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1. Because trade deals are horrendously complicated. The UK has been part of the EU for over 40 years, and its industries are all geared to open access to the EU. May’s deal is a compromise that doesn’t go far enough for the MPs who want a clean break, and doesn’t do enough for those MPs who worry that a clear break will cause major economic damage.

2. No-one knows. The parties in Parliament are badly divided. Even within May’s own Conservative party, there is no unity on this issue.

3. No-one knows. It’s highly unlikely (close to zero %) that any new U.K. Government could get a different deal from the EU at this stage. Does that mean the U.K. will stumble into a “hard Brexit”, going from a full member of the EU in March to a complete non-member in April? Seems likely.

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/3 "2019-01-16T01:25:14Z")

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There is a major thread in GD, if you’re interested.

The last GQ thread got shut down because it turned into a GD-Pit hybrid and **Chronos** whistled “Everyone out of the pool!” 🙂

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### Author: ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/4 "2019-01-16T01:33:34Z")

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The complication is parliament doesn’t want one thing. There are very anti-Brexit MPs who don’t want a Brexit at all, so are voted against May’s deal. There are very pro-Brexit MPs who think Theresa May’s deal is not Brexity enough. Finally there are MPs from opposition parties who are just opposed to Theresa May for political reasons.

If parliament doesn’t agree on any anything at all, the you have a no deal brexit, which only the hard-core brexiteers want (and everyone else agrees would be a disaster).

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/5 "2019-01-16T01:34:53Z")

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In short, the voters at large, in the referendum, said that they wanted the UK to leave. They didn’t say precisely how to leave; it’s Parliament’s job to figure out all of the details. But Parliament can’t agree on all of the details, and some of the details that the voters want, it isn’t even in Parliament’s hands: They need agreement from the rest of the EU, too, which the rest of the EU is not even remotely inclined to grant.

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### Author: ![Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrobey_Mavromihalis)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/6 "2019-01-16T02:14:57Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> In short, the voters at large, in the referendum, said that they wanted the UK to leave.

This is the problem with democracy (especially by referendum). Almost half of us said we didn’t want to leave, and 90% of us were unqualified to make the decision.

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### Author: ![GMANCANADA](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gmancanada/32/2837_2.png) [@GMANCANADA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GMANCANADA)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/7 "2019-01-16T02:35:12Z")

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I admit I am 100% influenced by the media reports, but my understanding is that May’s “deal” is only a _temporary_ transition deal (for another 2 years or so?) to allow the UK time to negotiate the complete final deal.

Keeping the certainty of roughly the status quo in place for a couple more years seems to me a 100% reasonable approach to the situation. (As opposed to having no final trade deal or relationship in place in a month.)

Clearly, I’m not getting something about why there is such opposition to a _temporary_ deal.

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### Author: ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/8 "2019-01-16T02:52:42Z")

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There was a great Brexit inspired Tweet-chain that I think sums up Brexit:

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> Hugo Rifkind  
> ‏Verified account @hugorifkind  
> 10 Dec 2018
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> The thing is, the best way to understand Theresa May’s predicament is to imagine that 52 percent of Britain had voted that the government should build a submarine out of cheese.
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> Now, Theresa May was initially against building a submarine out of cheese, obviously. Because it’s a completely insane thing to do.
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> However, in order to become PM, she had to pretend that she thought building a submarine out of cheese was fine and could totally work.
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> “Cheese means cheese,” she told us all, madly.
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> Then she actually built one.
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> It’s shit. Of course it is. For God’s sake, are you stupid? It’s a submarine built out of cheese.
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> So now, having built a shit cheese submarine, she has to put up with both Labour and Tory Brexiters insisting that a less shit cheese submarine could have been built.
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> They’re all lying, and they know it. So does everybody else. We’ve covered this already, I know, but it’s cheese and it’s a submarine. How good could it possibly be?
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> Only she can’t call them out on this. Because she has spent the past two years also lying, by pretending she really could build a decent submarine out of cheese.
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> So that’s where we are.
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> SOURCE: [https://twitter.com/hugorifkind/status/1072222230791229440?lang=en](https://twitter.com/hugorifkind/status/1072222230791229440?lang=en)

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> It’s highly unlikely (close to zero %) that any new U.K. Government could get a different deal from the EU at this stage.

The latest comments suggest the EU will be willing to compromise to some extent since a no-deal Brexit is also very bad for the EU.

> [@GMANCANADA](#):
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> Clearly, I’m not getting something about why there is such opposition to a _temporary_ deal.

The Irish backstop (which includes Britain being in a customs union with the EU and Northern Ireland maintaining lots of single market regulations) is not temporary: it remains until there is a completed deal (no time limit). And since it is very hard to see what kind of final deal (other than a single market/customs union approach) would satisfy the EU requirements for maintaining an open border between Ireland and Northern Ireland lots of PMs feel this backstop will turn out to be permanent. May of course suggests high-tech solutions–but everyone except the Tories considers this to be comparable to unicorns.

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### Author: ![GMANCANADA](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gmancanada/32/2837_2.png) [@GMANCANADA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GMANCANADA)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/10 "2019-01-16T03:45:13Z")

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Thanks PastTense -  
I’ve read about the Irish backstop issue & kind of understand it, but why didn’t May or the EU make that portion of the deal temporary too?

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> [@PastTense](#):
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> The latest comments suggest the EU will be willing to compromise to some extent since a no-deal Brexit is also very bad for the EU.

I’ve only seen the quote from Juncker, saying the EU is preparing for a no-deal Brexit:

> **['Time is almost up' - Europe reacts to Brexit vote](https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2019/0115/1023453-brussels-reaction-brexit-vote/)**
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> The European Union will intensify its preparations for a scenario in which Britain leaves the bloc without a withdrawal agreement, the bloc's chief executive said tonight.

And Tusk saying that if there’s no deal, Britain should stay in the EU:

> **[Brexit vote: Donald Tusk hints UK should stay in EU](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46887188)**
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> The European Council president sends a cryptic tweet after Theresa May's Brexit deal is rejected.

Classic “Bon cop, Bad cop” routine. 😉

But I’ve not seen any comments that they’re willing to change the Withdrawal Agreement?

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
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> [@GMANCANADA](#):
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> Thanks PastTense -
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> I’ve read about the Irish backstop issue & kind of understand it, but why didn’t May or the EU make that portion of the deal temporary too?

Because the open border in Ireland is protected by another treaty between the UK and the Republic of Ireland, and is considered essential to maintaining the peace in Ireland.

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### Author: ![UDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecae2f/32.png) [@UDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UDS)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/13 "2019-01-16T04:27:46Z")

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> [@PastTense](#):
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> The latest comments suggest the EU will be willing to compromise to some extent since a no-deal Brexit is also very bad for the EU…

> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> I’ve only seen the quote from Juncker, saying the EU is preparing for a no-deal Brexit . . . And Tusk saying that if there’s no deal, Britain should stay in the EU . . . But I’ve not seen any comments that they’re willing to change the Withdrawal Agreement?

EU position has always been that they are willing to change the Withdrawal Agreement if UK can reconsider or modify its “red lines” - statements of what the UK insists must be done, which effectively act as parameters limiting the scope of the Withdrawal Agreement.

At this point, however, even if the UK were to modify its red lines, there is very little time left within which to negotiate a new Withdrawal Agreement. The EU position, broadly, is that since the Withdrawal Agreement is only an interim measure anyway, even if the UK were to modify its negotiating position so as to open up possibilities that are currently closed, the best way of pursuing matters would probably be to ratify the Withdrawal Agreement as is, and focus on addressing the new possibilities in the long-term future relationship arrangements which are to supersede the Withdrawal Agreement.

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> [@GMANCANADA](#):
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> Thanks PastTense -  
> I’ve read about the Irish backstop issue & kind of understand it, but why didn’t May or the EU make that portion of the deal temporary too?

It is temporary. It lasts until a stated event (or one of a number of stated events) occurs, rather than until a stated date, but that’s still temporary, not permanent.

A date-limited backstop makes no sense. The point of the backstop is to ensure that, whatever happens, the Irish border remains open. The backstop sets out agreed arrangements for keeping the border open which are to prevail until supersded by other, long-term, agreed arrangements for keeping the border open. If the backstop simply elapsed after a fixed period, before long-term arrangements might have been agreed, it would fail in its purpose, which is to keep the border open until the long-term arrangements are agreed.

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### Author: ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-brexit-to-me/827839/15 "2019-01-16T04:33:26Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> There was a great Brexit inspired Tweet-chain that I think sums up Brexit:

Continuing the cheese submarine metaphor to include the results of the “meaningful vote”. The key point is that you have a weird two-way [Spoiler Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoiler_effect).

You had three groups…

A - Those that were OK with the shit cheese submarine May built.  
B - Those that thought the idea of a cheese submarine was bonkers and wanted nothing to with any cheese submarine  
C - Those that didn’t like the shit cheese submarine as it didn’t have a nuclear reactor and hot tub

Groups B&C, even though diametrically opposed to each other were enough to massively vote down group A and May’s shit cheese submarine (band name idea!). Someone commented on the Guardian site that the two groups of pro and anti brexit protesters shouting at each outside parliament would actually be voting for the same side if they were MPs.

The problem now is the most likely option is the one only the most deluded cheese submarine supporters believe in. Lets just jump in North Sea and build a cheese submarine around us before we drown.

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### Author: ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)
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> [@griffin1977](#):
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> There are very anti-Brexit MPs who don’t want a Brexit at all, so are voted against May’s deal. There are very pro-Brexit MPs who think Theresa May’s deal is not Brexity enough. Finally there are MPs from opposition parties who are just opposed to Theresa May for political reasons.

Is there evidence that any MP voted against the deal not on its merits, but simply because they are politically opposed to Theresa May? If so, which MPs are believed to have done this?

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> [@psychonaut](#):
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> Is there evidence that any MP voted against the deal not on its merits, but simply because they are politically opposed to Theresa May? If so, which MPs are believed to have done this?

Well you can’t say for sure that anyone ONLY voted because they didn’t like Theresa May. but it is not believable that the possibility of bringing the tory government down wasn’t a factor.

I find it hard to believe Jeremy Corbyn’s opposition was entire due to him not liking the deal (he is at best lukewarm in opposing Brexit, and there is basically zero chance of getting a better deal at this point), versus the increasing the chances of an general election he might win.

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Well - there is a confidence vote later today, so we will see if there are enough MPs who want to risk a general election to vote the government down. Those that voted the opposite way to their constituents might not think it worth the risk. In any case, Tory turkeys will not be voting for Christmas.

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Because the open border in Ireland is protected by another treaty between the UK and the Republic of Ireland, and is considered essential to maintaining the peace in Ireland.

Basically Brexit will only work if there is a kind of Schrödinger’s Border, i.e. a hard border between the UK and the EU, but an invisible border between Northern Ireland and the Republic. Quite how this will work is yet to be figured out, seeing as Northern Ireland is in the UK and the Republic is in the EU, but I’m sure somebody has a plan 😛  
[External EU border](https://www.google.com/maps/@53.5200395,23.6588932,3a,75y,172.7h,90.99t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOPOF2WaMUUut87JiYIXM_pmadsoTOed8AbiaAG!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOPOF2WaMUUut87JiYIXM_pmadsoTOed8AbiaAG%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya97.519646-ro-0-fo100!7i8192!8i4096).

[UK/Ireland border](https://www.google.com/maps/@54.1832106,-6.7282485,3a,75y,172.2h,72.42t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s0J7_TAsK7KnKzIQIOdJQ0Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656).

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> [@Colophon](#):
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> Basically Brexit will only work if there is a kind of Schrödinger’s Border, i.e. a hard border between the UK and the EU, but an invisible border between Northern Ireland and the Republic. Quite how this will work is yet to be figured out, seeing as Northern Ireland is in the UK and the Republic is in the EU, but I’m sure somebody has a plan 😛

Or an [M.C. Escher](https://www.mcescher.com/gallery/recognition-success/ascending-and-descending/) border.

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