# Explain if you wish but...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2000, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434 "2000-11-23T09:11:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/61 "2000-11-26T12:25:50Z")

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Thank you for the hugs. We miss our kitty but she is out of pain now.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/62 "2000-11-26T20:47:22Z")

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OK, one for the board in general {{{SDMB}}}

then the specific ones:

{{{{Maidenunicorn41}}}} she knows why…

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> \*\*.  
> {{{{{{lurkernomore}}}}}} I’m watching you, pal. 😉 😃  
> \*\*

Yeah, you seem to like watching me walk away…wonder why…

{{{Purplebear}}}

then for some ladies whose posts I enjoy, even though I don’t always post back…

{{{Cyndar/Michi}}} my favorite vet tech (is that one hug or two?)

{{{Falcon}}} any woman who’s a big football fan is OK by me…

{{{Medea’s Child}}} even if she did forget me this time around - have I been bad? or not bad enough???

{{{Porcupine}}} always good reading - and not nearly as prickly as her namesake…

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/63 "2000-11-26T21:07:22Z")

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**{{{{{{{{{{{{{{EVERYBODY!!!}}}}}}}}}}}**

😉  
Heheh, I always forget people, so I’m going with the boilerplate hug. Thanks, everyone for making this place a great place!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/64 "2000-11-26T21:26:02Z")

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**lurker**  
Thanks, I needed that. I am feeling very mopey today, and not just because I’m PMSing. ☹ And if you’re ever back in ChiTown, I’ll give you a real hug.

I don’t do {{{}}}, but if I did they’d go to:  
magdalene - you know why. Thanks.  
MikeG - hope things are better soon  
Spider Woman and Hamadryad for posting very nice things in a feeling-rotten-thread of mine  
CNoteChris - because he hates these threads  
ColdyClogs - because, among other things, his posts in the JDT threads made me laugh uncontrollably  
And a bunch of other people just because  
Scotti  
Crunchy  
dropzone  
blastfurnace  
techchick  
Anthracite  
Valerieblaise  
tiggeril  
everyone at ChiDope (you know who you are)  
everyone at the next ChiDope (whoever you are)  
everyone I’m forgetting. Sorry, it would just take too long. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/65 "2000-11-26T21:54:37Z")

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So many Dopers, so little time:

Please assume {{{ }}} to be around everyone’s names, I don’t want to have to type all those things over and over again.

**evilbeth** - thanks for being there when I had trouble  
**purplebear** - same as above for my favorite poster who I think I once saw on a Grateful Dead album cover  
**yojimbo** - don’t take this hug the wrong way - I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but thanks for your supportive emails  
**tatertot** - I should hug you more often  
**Silver Fire** - my favorite poster who doesn’t realize she’s one of my favorite posters  
**Nymysys** - just trying to cop a feel, even though you _did_ forget me originally here 😛  
**TubaDiva** - again thanks for the emails. Sorry if I seem a little over-excited when I hug you, but I just finished hugging Nymysys and well, _you know_.  
**porcupine** - still my favorite sick bastard (that _was_ you I said that to, right?  
**little\*bit** - my virtual wife. So when are we gonna consumate this marriage?  
**Tally-Ho** - my virtual stripper-mistress. So when are we gonna consumate this affair?  
**Satan & Drain Bead** - stay strong you two  
and of course **Shayna** - you’ve been my best friend since I got here.

I’ll be back when I realize who I forgot.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/66 "2000-11-26T21:57:36Z")

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**Crunchy** , yes, I’m pretty sure that was me. When I suggested the mysterious thing in the wedding photo was a speculum. Alas, JDT has replaced you in my sig.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/67 "2000-11-26T22:00:28Z")

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Dammit! I knew I’d leave someone out:

**tiggeril** - for having parents. I understand.

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*  
> \*\ ***Crunchy** , yes, I’m pretty sure that was me. When I suggested the mysterious thing in the wedding photo was a speculum. Alas, JDT has replaced you in my sig. \*\*

Yep, that was you for the speculum thing. It pains me to hear I’ve been replaced, but when the line comes from a genius like JDT, how can I complain? I don’t expect to ever be able to compete with that. At least I hope not anyway.

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/68 "2000-11-26T22:09:58Z")

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Awwww, **Crunchy** , you’re too sweet. Did I tell you that you have the same name as my dad and brother? Guys named Ron are always cuddly, even Ronald Reagan, hate his politics as I may.

BTW, check your board mail. 😉

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/69 "2000-11-26T22:12:01Z")

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Hey, wait a minute **Crunchy** , this isn’t one of those um, damage-avoidance hugs, is it? If so, sweetness, I hate to tell you this, but my friends get the worst of me!

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/70 "2000-11-26T22:32:09Z")

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**(((((everyone here))))))** for making me laugh those times I’ve really needed it.

And a special one to my friend **((((((shannon)))))))** for being there the other day when I needed it. You didn’t know how much I did, cause I’m not so good at telling you, but I love you sweetcakes. You’re the best. _sniff_ One of these days, I’ll get you addicted to these boards, and you’ll actually register. 😛

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/71 "2000-11-27T03:27:08Z")

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Right back atcha! I hope you are feeling better now.

-----🙂  
—////\\

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/72 "2000-11-27T03:50:45Z")

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Thanks, **Spider Woman**. I was doing better, 'til today. Not self-inflicted this time, just deja vu. Tomorrow will be better…

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/73 "2000-11-27T08:43:27Z")

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{{{{{{{{{{Euty}}}}}}}}}}

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**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/74 "2000-11-27T09:22:10Z")

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{{{{{{{{SSSkuggiii}}}}}}}}}  
{{{{{{{{HyperGirl}}}}}}}}}  
{{{{{{{{DigitalMuse}}}}}}}}}  
and a pat on the back to ZeroHero as i normaly don’t hug same sex with the exception of family  
{{{{{{{{everbody}}}}}}}} for cheering me up  
and tasha i’ll keep that in mind but i can’t help it it’s my natrul state of being i’m very protective of my friends and anybody i hold dear i hate to see people hurt

-PurePhreak

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/75 "2000-11-27T11:14:30Z")

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Ah, c’mon Phreak, show love!!

{phreak}

see, It’s Easy!

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/76 "2000-11-27T17:34:00Z")

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lurker, dear heart…

a big pouncy hug for lurkernomore with apologies for the limited mental capacities of mine.

and another hug for the man with the Shakespeare…

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/77 "2000-11-27T18:49:59Z")

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Haha. The wounded act gets me a bigger hug. Worked like a charm:D

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**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/78 "2000-11-27T19:16:55Z")

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okay twist i’ll give it a shot  
{{{{{ZeroHero}}}}}}}  
hey that wasn’t so hard  
thanks twisty

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/79 "2000-11-28T04:39:27Z")

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Oh, if you want to play wounded games, lurker dear…

\<ponces on lurker and tickles him wildly\>

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-if-you-wish-but/42434/80 "2000-11-28T06:18:38Z")

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(((((Anthracite))))))  
(((((pepperlandgirl))))))—Hey, sometimes I need a hug to.  
((((((Anti Pro))))))))–For remembering me. 🙂

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