# Explain someone else's user name, please! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756 "2016-07-12T22:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/61 "2016-07-13T23:52:21Z")
> [@JcWoman](#): > > LOL, okay too many people mistake the JC initials. How do I go about requesting a username change? šŸ˜ƒ **JcWoman** is proud that she got her two-year degree? **JcWoman** will only shop at Pennyā€™s? **JcWoman** only is on the dope when sheā€™s got a lot of free time and is just chillinā€™? **JcWoman** is always just curious? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/62 "2016-07-14T00:37:41Z")
**JcWoman** is actually a man whose favorite actors are John Cusack and Warren Oates. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/63 "2016-07-14T01:34:47Z")
**Bumbershoot** owns a dog with bees in its mouth and when its mouth opens bees shoot out. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/64 "2016-07-14T01:39:09Z")
Walken should not be fed after Midnight, under no circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/65 "2016-07-14T01:41:26Z")
JcWoman is actually a guy who loves Queensrycheā€™s ā€œJet City Womanā€ ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/66 "2016-07-14T02:08:37Z")
**JcWoman** is actually named after the ancient Romans, by combining the initials of Julius Caesar and the pronunciantion of ā€œRomanā€ by Pontius Pilate in _Monty Pythonā€™s Life of Brian_ (ā€œSo your father was a Womanā€). ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/67 "2016-07-14T03:07:59Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > **Mutt, Mutt, Burpo the wonder MUTT!** :smack: > > Thought I was being given a promotion. Maybe next year. > > A **swampspruce** is a Canadian Native American spirit guide that lives in the Black Spruce tree. DO NOT accept [chewing gum](http://www.eattheweeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spruce_gum2.jpg) from him; youā€™ll regret it. > > In my defence, Iā€™ve been on vac-kay for two weeks and we bought 5 cases of wine as a result of our tastingsā€¦ That is the classiest description Iā€™ve ever heard for: ā€œI-was-on-a-14-day-bender-in-my-easy-chair-drinkin-Booneā€™s-Farm.ā€ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/68 "2016-07-14T03:55:25Z")
> [@JcWoman](#): > > Oh, someone do me! > > Sadly, Iā€™m not clever enough to come up with any good ones, but Iā€™m another one who has always read Mangetoutā€™s name as ā€œmangy troutā€. šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m so glad Iā€™m not alone. Deranged minds and all that. > [@Sternvogel](#): > > **faithfool** spends her Sundays at church picnics and potlucks, to which she always brings her trademark dessert of raspberries folded into custard. Thatā€™s adorable! Spinsterish, but adorable nonetheless. And Iā€™d say **Sternvogal** is a very authoritative and vocal taskmaster who likes to punish misdeeds by wrapping one on the knuckles with a ruler. Rowr! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/69 "2016-07-14T04:38:49Z")
**Idle Thoughts** is echoing the [thoughts of Eric Idle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJecg6VLDPg) ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/70 "2016-07-14T04:47:34Z")
**Shagnasty** isā€¦wellā€¦letā€™s just say that if I were an innocent newbie and just happened to click on this site for the first time, and it just happened that the first user I see is named ā€œShagnastyā€ā€”Iā€™d close the window real quick, and wouldnā€™t come back. (Note to the real Shag: geez, man: how does a guy who uses language so well pick such an inappropriate tag?) šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/71 "2016-07-14T09:51:49Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > (Note to the real Shag: > geez, man: how does a guy who uses language so well pick such an inappropriate tag?) šŸ™‚ Oooops!!! Now I get it!!! Sorrry!!! Shagnasty is obviously a senior member of the dynasty, descended from Shaq. But he changed the q to a g. This is in order to remain modest and inconspicuous, so that when he travels to South Korea, people wonā€™t confuse him with his relativeā€“the one who went to North Korea. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/72 "2016-07-14T10:14:49Z")
**chappachula** wanted to be a **chapa chula** (a cool coin or a cool bottle cap) but canā€™t spell Espanish too good. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/73 "2016-07-14T13:47:52Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > **Bricker** spent the first twenty years of his adult life in the construction business laying bricks. He didnā€™t get interested in law until a corrupt real estate developer attempted to tear down a community center heā€™d built and replace it with luxury condos, which inspired him to find a way to beat him in court. > ā€¦ Actually **Bricker** always misses that jump shot by {{{ā€¦}}} this much. ---
**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/74 "2016-07-14T14:18:55Z")
> [@Goofus](#): > > **Siam Sam** is a short cowboy from SE Asia. He has a big mustache and spends most of his time trying to stop a rabbit from stealing his green eggs and ham. Pigeons lay green eggs? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/75 "2016-07-14T14:19:11Z")
\*\*dougie\_monty \*\* really dug The Full Monty until he became a Jehovahā€™s Witness. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/76 "2016-07-14T14:24:57Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > That is the classiest description Iā€™ve ever heard for: ā€œI-was-on-a-14-day-bender-in-my-easy-chair-drinkin-Booneā€™s-Farm.ā€ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜› Iā€™ll have you know that almost no one has regretted putting anything in their mouth from meā€¦:eek: And it was Bartles and James. Iā€™m classy that way. **RickJay** got his name from the corvid (Cyanocitta torii) that only sits on the right side of trees. **Hopeful Crow** was inspired by a french fry addicted bird that hung around McDā€™s parking lots in hopes of a dropped Happy Meal or twoā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/77 "2016-07-14T14:37:08Z")
**Bumbershoot** has a gun disguised as an umbrella, only itā€™s not a regular gun, itā€™s a blunderbuss with the big trumpet shaped barrel. **Chefguy** is actually the Swedish Chef. Bork bork bork! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/78 "2016-07-14T14:38:31Z")
**DungBeetle** hates the Beatles and would like to poop all over them. And their music. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/79 "2016-07-14T14:40:34Z")
**Nava** is the Spanish navy. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-someone-elses-user-name-please/759756/80 "2016-07-14T15:46:03Z")
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