# Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-the-allure-of-hiring-a-prostitute/614795>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 5, 2012, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-the-allure-of-hiring-a-prostitute/614795 "2012-03-05T06:26:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-the-allure-of-hiring-a-prostitute/614795/101 "2012-03-09T00:14:59Z")

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> [@jharvey963](#):
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> “I don’t pay them to cum. I pay them to go.”
> 
> J.

Be careful about your wording there when actually talking to the hooker, not only might you end up paying more but you might have a nasty surprise!

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