According to one of his exes, if Hef has a fetish of any kind, it’s baby oil. He loved/loves to rub it all over his women and in Hef’s Little Black Book one of them talks about how the girls hate it because it takes days to get it out of their hair. 
Get what out of their hair? The baby oil?
“Gonna wash that man right outta my hair.” 
Yes, she was speaking of the baby oil.
There are way more hookers out there than you ever imagined. Its just that most of them have been offered the right package yet.
That goes for both women AND men. I think most people have a price.
Hef’s a dirty old man, but he seems relatively harmless. Plenty of women put up with a lot worse for a lot less.
In Jill Ann Spaulding’s book, she goes on and on about how Hefner uses these women, yet time after time it was her who was using and misleading him, yet he remained gracious and forgiving throughout.
I was amused by this response when an interviewer asked if he ever thought women were only after him because of the magazine and his money: “I’ve been very fortunate to have been in a position where so many women have expressed an interest in me and in the magazine, and whenever one of them expressed an interest in having things go further, I didn’t usually look into it all that closely…call me shallow!” Another time he said: “I don’t care why they’re after me, just so they’re after me.”
Basically, Hefner is a guy who views himself as the star of his own life. He simply does what he wants–and gets from life whatever it has to offer–without worrying two whits what anyone thinks about it or him in the process as they’re all really just supporting players. He undoubtedly knows most of the girls who have sex with him don’t really want to, but as long as they’re willing to do it on the chance it’ll pay off for them somehow, he’s perfectly content to allow them to do so because in his mind it’s all about what’s pleasing to him. Still, he seems to be a congenial and gracious guy overall and I’ve never heard or read anywhere that he pressured anyone unfairly to have sex with him.
As far as him being old, one of his girlfriends was asked recently if he could really still get it on, and she replied, “Yes, he can…but when he comes, it’s dust.”
I keed, I keed…
And how escrow works.
When feeling really frisky, he hearkens back to his old Puritannical upbringing & explains infra- vs. supra-lapsarianism.
Ah. So the “sex” in the videogame - Playboy: The Mansion - is realistic, after all!
Believe it or not but Bridget is actually studying to get her second masters.
I just read the “in the bedroom” chapter of the PDF.
Oogy. I feel oogy.
First one in PR, second in Broadcast Journalism, according to a poster at TWOP.
Baby oil, eh? Better be careful about those condoms breaking down.
I believe I’ve mentioned this before, and yeah, it’s a weak link, but I have sort of a “six-degrees” separation from Bridget-a seamstress friend of mine has taken orders from her (Bridget), including one corset top she wore on a magazine cover with Hef and the other two.
Apparently don’t use them. Nor do they check new… inductees.