Yowza, didn’t expect this many responses so fast. Again, it was largely a reaction to xkcd (which I’ve been familiar with long before now). Stayed up late to finish it, too. Honestly dunno what exactly I was thinking.
Just a clarification that I’m talking about the characters who have no purpose other than to make life miserable for others and who never face consequences, not even for a moment.
Gonna get some quick responses in, and then I really gotta hit the shower:
Agent Foxtrot - The thing about comic book villains is that they do face consequences, even if you know it’s not gonna be permanent. Furthermore, they can be legitimately interesting, or even sympathetic, if done right. I’ve read lengthy stories about Dr. Doom, The Kingpin, and Magneto, and they were all excellent. And in at least one Batman continuuity (Batman Beyond), the Joker most definitely does stay dead. They’re legitimate characters. Mr. Yotsuya* is not.
Bryan Ekers/Ferret Herder - Granted, Hobbes was a lot smarter than Calvin (and granted, that’s was a pretty low bar), but let’s be honest…he was a cad. Just look at all the dozens of times he tackled him at high speed (and given what we now know about long-term injuries to football players, that’s more than a bit unsettling), the bullying, the pranking, and the taking, taking, taking. It was an incredibly abusive, one-sided relationship, plain and simple, and it couldn’t have been more obvious.
Colibri - Garfield is a mixed bag. (I’m going by the entire package, understand, which includes the early strips and Garfield And Friends.) He’s capable of incredible greed, selfishness, and abusiveness, but he’s capable of compassion and does the right thing much of the time, too. As often as not he’s not in control at all, and he just has to cope with the situation as best as he can. Best way I can put it, he’s good when he has to be and bad when he feels like it, and the rest of the time he’s just another lazy cat.
Hellestal - Wait…are you arguing that a world where Eric Cartman rules all and never faces any real repercussions, ever, is the fantasy that South Park fans like? I find that seriously weird, mainly because it’s only fun if you are the king, not watching someone else be king. Unless things have changed one holy hell of a lot.
C K Dexter Haven - Look, I know what a one-episode lifestyle change is. But if everyone from Kenny to Chef can be Killed Off For Real (TvTropes-isms are like Princess Bride-isms…they just crop up), there’s no reason the single most irritaing, annoying, repugnant, useless character can get the axe at some point, or at least Put On A Bus (see?
) for a few seasons. Heck, you’d think Matt & Trey would do it out of sheer boredom.
Justin Bailey - Examples? I admit that I’ve only seen the movie and a few episodes in the past decade or so, usually after I’ve heard about them on TVTropes. (And before you say anything, the one where they’re locked in the school basement for days doesn’t count…they got free mountain bikes out of it and Skinner was humiliated.)
- Oh, did I mention what is IMO the single most reprehensible manga character ever? The crap he pulls is off the charts, and not even his own landlord ever stands up to him.