# Explain this Simpsons joke please

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 8, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438 "2011-12-08T00:58:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author: ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/21 "2011-12-13T17:54:09Z")

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Sherlock Holmes admires your powers of deduction.

James Bond comes to you for advice about seducing women.

DaVinci has your paintings on his walls.

Edison asked if he can license your patents.

Peter Parker says you shouldn’t blame yourself, it wasn’t your fault.

Hulk Hogan respectfully requests you run wild on him.

Robert Wadlow looks up to you.

Phillip Glass would listen to your music over and over and over and over.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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### Author: ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/22 "2011-12-13T18:03:55Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Kerri Strug admires how you persevere in the face of adversity.

Of all the examples thus far, this one made me go 😕 and then 😃 (\<-------should be a laughing smiley).

Kerri Strug. Heh.

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/23 "2011-12-13T19:10:17Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> “Praise from Caesar is praise indeed” is an old saying. It’s basically like saying “this is how I’d feel if Tiger Woods complimented my drive, or if Adele just told me I’ve got a great voice”- basically the compliment is all the more exalted because of the giver.

I actually _did_ Google this, and [there’s a Yahoo Answers page offering a different explanation](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090906004559AAU9Ar3): it’s not that you’re being praised by an expert, it’s that you know the compliement is sincere because Caesar wouldn’t praise anyone if he did not want to- because nobody could make him. I don’t know which derivation is more accurate.

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### Author: ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/24 "2011-12-13T22:10:58Z")

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Xzibit compliments your compliment.

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### Author: ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/25 "2011-12-13T22:30:42Z")

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Brutus praises your loyalty to a friend.

Oh, wait …

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### Author: ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/26 "2011-12-13T23:06:55Z")

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Chuck Norris is afraid of you.

Johnny Carson tells you, “That’s good stuff”.

Dear Abby asks you for advice.

Rod Blagojevich offers you a Senate seat.

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### Author: ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/27 "2011-12-16T14:07:00Z")

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> [@Peanuthead](#):
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> Chuck Norris is afraid of you.

OK, now you’ve gone too far!!

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### Author: ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/28 "2011-12-16T14:09:37Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> Xzibit compliments your compliment.

Xzibit wants you to pimp his ride. 😃

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/29 "2011-12-16T14:54:58Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I actually _did_ Google this, and [there’s a Yahoo Answers page offering a different explanation](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090906004559AAU9Ar3): it’s not that you’re being praised by an expert, it’s that you know the compliement is sincere because Caesar wouldn’t praise anyone if he did not want to- because nobody could make him. I don’t know which derivation is more accurate.

Are you going to trust us or a bunch of random idiots in the internet?

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-this-simpsons-joke-please/605438/30 "2011-12-16T16:51:19Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Are you going to trust us or a bunch of random idiots in the internet?

Hey, it’s gotten me this far! 😃

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