Explain to me how "U-Haul" works?

Okay, slightly off-topic (well, WAY off topic), but anyone know where to rent a flat bed tow trailer with electric brakes? One way service between Nevada (or Arizona) and Michigan? I need to move a boat (not a sea boat, a big, huge, heavy land-yacht) and since I’ll be eventually driving back to Michigan with a big honking truck anyway, pulling the car ought to be fine. But… U-Haul doesn’t do anything beyond unpowered dollies or tow bars.

I received a ticket in Nebraska for towing a U-haul trailer with three year old expired plates. U-haul cut my bill in half and gave me $300 in credit for my next rental. Not too bad.

Yeah this was actually the gist of my OP, I just didn’t word it as elegantly as you!

MtM