# Explain what you mean, assbitches! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 6, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404 "2007-11-06T14:33:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/1 "2007-11-06T14:33:28Z")
Do you like the word assbitches? I just made it up and I think it’s gonna take off here in the Pit. That’s me, contributing to to the world’s culture. WHile this thread [Best and Worst Comic Book Retcons](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=442777) isn’t the worst of all time, I noticed an awful lot of people gave no fucking information about what they meant. Guess what? I don’t fucking know every detail of every comic ever made. I dont’ even read DC and I don’t read Marvel any more. So, if you just post some weird reference, like (not a quote, just a theoretical example) “H20 Girl’s Third Breast. 'Nuff Said.”… it isn’t 'Nuff enough. I have no clue what you mean. Don’t just assume the audience knows what your pathetic, gerbil-gnawed refence means. EXPLAIN IT YOU DIMWITTED BABOONS! This seems to happen an awful lot in Cafe society. Shape up! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/2 "2007-11-06T14:47:21Z")
[QUOTE=smiling bandit] Do you like the word assbitches? [/QUOTE] I think it is a bitchass word. ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/3 "2007-11-06T15:00:51Z")
[QUOTE=Fear Itself] I think it is a bitchass word. [/QUOTE] Bitchin’, Ass! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/4 "2007-11-06T15:09:48Z")
I prefer my word: assmonkey ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/5 "2007-11-06T15:14:33Z")
I’m going to speak up for my own neologism from a few weeks back: pogrocket. I just think it just sounds better, **smiling bandit**. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/6 "2007-11-06T15:16:55Z")
[QUOTE=smiling bandit] Do you like the word assbitches? I just made it up and I think it’s gonna take off here in the Pit. That’s me, contributing to to the world’s culture. [/QUOTE] I do, actually. Main reason I opened the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/7 "2007-11-06T15:18:55Z")
AssClowns dangling testicle 'nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/8 "2007-11-06T15:20:32Z")
I like turtles. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/9 "2007-11-06T15:27:12Z")
[QUOTE=smiling bandit] Do you like the word assbitches? I just made it up… [/QUOTE] [Wanna bet?](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Assbitch) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/10 "2007-11-06T15:34:31Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] [Wanna bet?](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Assbitch) 😛 [/QUOTE] No, no, he said he made up “assbitches”, not “assbitch”. Pay attention, wouldja? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/11 "2007-11-06T15:34:54Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] I like turtles. [/QUOTE] Yeah well fuck turtles. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/12 "2007-11-06T15:36:16Z")
Cocksocket. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/13 "2007-11-06T15:53:00Z")
[QUOTE=Scumpup] Cocksocket. [/QUOTE] Sounds like a town in New England when said with the appropriate accent. And i don’t like assbitches yet, but it COULD grow on me… ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/14 "2007-11-06T16:20:43Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] [Wanna bet?](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Assbitch) 😛 [/QUOTE] Well, there doesn’t seem to be any consensus there as to the meaning of assbitch, so it looks like someone needs to step into the breach and establish some precedent. But it’s going to be uphill work displacing ‘assclown.’ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/15 "2007-11-06T16:23:17Z")
I disagree. Definition 1. is the clear winner, if a tally of votes is any indication! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/16 "2007-11-06T16:39:56Z")
Yeah, cuntrocket, I do like assbitches. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/17 "2007-11-06T16:53:30Z")
[QUOTE=buttonjockey308] And i don’t like assbitches yet, but it COULD grow on me… [/QUOTE] Especially if you don’t get treatment right away. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/18 "2007-11-06T17:06:01Z")
The OP is an assclamp. _Assbitches_, harumph! ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/19 "2007-11-06T17:16:29Z")
Sweet, [bold] smiling bandit [/bold], hijacked his own thread in the first sentence of his OP. Then then you all fell into it. Wow what a bunch of assbitches. ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/20 "2007-11-06T17:23:58Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] I disagree. Definition 1. is the clear winner, if a tally of votes is any indication! [/QUOTE] Nah. Too few votes; too narrow a margin of victory. In my book, the race is still wide open. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404.md?page=2)