# Explain what you mean, assbitches! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 6, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404 "2007-11-06T14:33:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/21 "2007-11-06T17:24:37Z")
Arrgh the hamster screwed up my post now I can’t edit it. Shit now I am an assbitch ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/22 "2007-11-06T17:29:01Z")
[QUOTE=buttonjockey308] Sounds like a town in New England when said with the appropriate accent. And i don’t like assbitches yet, but it COULD grow on me… [/QUOTE] Ayup. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/23 "2007-11-06T18:23:55Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Yeah well fuck turtles. [/QUOTE] [As you wish.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWatc5U8RC4) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/24 "2007-11-06T18:45:12Z")
[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion] But it’s going to be uphill work displacing ‘assclown.’ [/QUOTE] “Do you, AssClown, take AssBitch to be your cocksocket, so long as you both may live?” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/25 "2007-11-06T18:49:55Z")
Assbitch? No. Assratchet. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/26 "2007-11-06T21:59:25Z")
Good luck, I’ve been trying to market **fucknugget** for the last couple of years and still the stock certificates are worth less than toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/27 "2007-11-06T22:06:31Z")
I’m a fan of fuckholes. Literally, figuratively, and physically. ---
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/28 "2007-11-06T22:13:55Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] Good luck, I’ve been trying to market **fucknugget** for the last couple of years and still the stock certificates are worth less than toilet paper. [/QUOTE] I use fucknugget all the time. My then 14-year-old cousin laughed so hard she peed herself the first time I used it in front of her. Good times. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/29 "2007-11-06T22:35:13Z")
[QUOTE=pprgrl] I use fucknugget all the time. My then 14-year-old cousin laughed so hard she peed herself the first time I used it in front of her. Good times. [/QUOTE] Copyright breacher! My team of crack lawyers will make all of your money mine, and no amount of pleading or begging will stop them. ---
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/30 "2007-11-06T22:57:59Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] Copyright breacher! My team of crack lawyers will make all of your money mine, and no amount of pleading or begging will stop them. [/QUOTE] Noooo! Not the lawyers! Let’s be reasonable about this; I’m perfectly willing to settle out of court for, let’s say, 10% of all my current fiscals holdings. That comes to… 17 cents American. Do you want a money order, or should I just tape some pennies to a postcard and send it over? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/31 "2007-11-07T04:09:10Z")
I prefer the term “anal-drip juice.” Any of you used that? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/32 "2007-11-07T04:30:33Z")
[QUOTE=Epimetheus] I prefer the term “anal-drip juice.” Any of you used that? [/QUOTE] Didn’t they open for Guns 'N Roses a few years back? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/33 "2007-11-07T15:26:13Z")
Holy fuckerballs, what a bunch of baglickers and knucklefucks this thread has gathered. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/34 "2007-11-07T15:47:52Z")
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense] Holy fuckerballs, what a bunch of baglickers and knucklefucks this thread has gathered. [/QUOTE] Don’t forget the Cum-Hummers and the Fist Lovers. They’re people too. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/35 "2007-11-07T15:49:37Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Don’t forget the Cum-Hummers and the Fist Lovers. They’re people too. [/QUOTE] As are the knobjockers. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/36 "2007-11-07T17:23:40Z")
Rimsuckers the lot of you. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/37 "2007-11-07T21:38:52Z")
I just gotta say my posse of mudsucking swampbitches loves alla y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/38 "2007-11-07T21:57:17Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] I just gotta say my posse of mudsucking swampbitches loves alla y’all. [/QUOTE] That bunch of [snelchers](http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Snelching), they can go whistle for all I care. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/39 "2007-11-07T23:27:41Z")
I like shitweasels, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-what-you-mean-assbitches/425404/40 "2007-11-08T00:34:14Z")
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