# Explain you username

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 23, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694 "2012-02-23T03:51:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/141 "2012-02-24T08:52:47Z")

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I used to think mine was self-explainatory, but it seems not so much.  
I worked as a _nurse_ in _P_ediatric _I_ntensive _C_are. Thus picunurse. Not pick your nurse. Not pick a nurse. Not pick your nose.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/142 "2012-02-24T11:26:03Z")

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“Der Trihs” is a minor character from the webcomic _Schlock Mercenary_. He wore red and was always getting shot & blown & shredded to bits (they have really good medicine, so he kept living through it even when reduced to just a head); his name is “red shirt” backwards and is a reference to the Redshirts of _Star Trek_ who were infamously always the first to die.

The funniest reaction to my username was the time a poster mentioned he/she had always thought it was Dutch.

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**Author:** ![PalJuicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a8b319/32.png) [@PalJuicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PalJuicy)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/143 "2012-02-24T11:39:29Z")

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From a 1970’s Mad Magazine article about CB radios. It was a “handle”.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/144 "2012-02-24T12:19:11Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Colibri is Spanish for hummingbird. My doctoral research was on hummingbirds in Panama.
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> It also refers to [Huitzilopochtli,](http://www.sfmission.com/gallery_files/site_pics/Mexico/Art_and_History/Huitzilopochtli-sacrifice.jpg) the Southern Hummingbird, Aztec god of war and human sacrifice.

Where does the butane lighter fit into the mix?

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**Author:** ![Vicullum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/6de8d8/32.png) [@Vicullum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vicullum)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/145 "2012-02-24T15:39:12Z")

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I’m a bit of a math geek. A [vinculum](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinculum_(symbol)) is the line you write over the repeating sequence of numbers when you convert a fraction into a repeating decimal ( like 1/3 = 0.33333… or 0.3 with a line, if you remember grade school).

So I had that in mine when picking a username, however I thought it looked and sounded better by removing the N and adding an extra L.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/146 "2012-02-24T15:53:20Z")

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First, I have to clear up that my handle means “Einstein’s dog” in German. I had been lurking for some years before one night, I was drunk and thus courageous enough to finally sign up, but hadn’t thought of a user name before. So I did a little brainstorming and somehow remembered that when I was young, I had always wanted a dog and liked to call it Einstein (which then I had found rather quaint, but not anymore). Anyway, my drunken mind decided to turn it around and make it Einstein’s dog rather than a dog called Einstein, and German, because well, I am German.

I’ve sometimes regretted to not have put enough (sober) thought in deciding on my handle, but I’m comfortable enough with it to spare myself from the trouble of changing it.

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**Author:** ![simsimian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@simsimian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simsimian)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/147 "2012-02-24T16:06:36Z")

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For once in my life, I didn’t really overthink choosing a name/handle, I just like the sound, and the ‘not a real monkey’ image.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/148 "2012-02-24T16:52:53Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds and …

Ohhhhhh.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/149 "2012-02-24T16:56:35Z")

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> [@simsimian](#):
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> For once in my life, I didn’t really overthink choosing a name/handle, I just like the sound, and the ‘not a real monkey’ image.

And besides you can sing it to the tune of “Sussudio” or “San Simeon”😃

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/150 "2012-02-24T17:00:35Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> The funniest reaction to my username was the time a poster mentioned he/she had always thought it was Dutch.

It always amuses me when people accidentally refer to you as “Der Trish” or just “Trish.”

How anyone can look at your user name and not instantly see “Red Shirt” spelled backwards is beyond me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![rat\_avatar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rat_avatar/32/255_2.png) [@rat\_avatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rat_avatar)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/151 "2012-02-24T17:03:19Z")

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My Ex wanted me to sign up as “Satan’s Valet” which was a character off of Scrubs but the System wouldn’t allow it, so I just went with the longest palindrome I could think of off the top of my head.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/152 "2012-02-24T17:35:10Z")

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> [@simsimian](#):
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> For once in my life, I didn’t really overthink choosing a name/handle, I just like the sound, and the ‘not a real monkey’ image.

Do you have a gun?

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/153 "2012-02-24T18:12:04Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> I used to think mine was self-explainatory, but it seems not so much.  
> I worked as a _nurse_ in _P_ediatric _I_ntensive _C_are. Thus picunurse. Not pick your nurse. Not pick a nurse. Not pick your nose.

OK, but what is the “u” for?

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/154 "2012-02-24T18:18:51Z")

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I was once called a “fubbleskag muvversoink” by a very drunk Australian on an IRC channel many years ago; I’ve been fubbleskag ever since. side note: it’s pronounced like ‘bubble’ yet for some reason 99% of the people that have referred to me by this name vocally insist on pronouncing it ‘foo-bull’ o\_O

> [@simsimian](#):
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> For once in my life, I didn’t really overthink choosing a name/handle, I just like the sound, and the ‘not a real monkey’ image.

fwiw, I say your username in my head to the tune of Mary Poppins’ “Chim-Chimney”

> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> OK, but what is the “u” for?

unit

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/155 "2012-02-24T21:21:15Z")

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> [@saje](#):
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> sa = 1st two letters of my first name  
> je = 1st two letters of my last name
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> Not particularly original, but at least I can remember it!

Saint Jesus?

**CalMeacham** - before I knew the origin of the name I read it as “Call me a ham” and I would think, “Ok, you’re a ham.”

\*_don’t ask \*\* - Whenever I see your name I hear it in my head as Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, when they are in the van with the hot chicks and Stifler from American Pie and Jay is thinking about pulling his wang out for Justice_, one of the hot chicks, and a little devil Jay pops up on his shoulder and then the other devil Jay and then finally the angel Jay and then when he’s done thinking about them he looks over to see Justice and Silent Bob staring at him like he was crazy and he says, “Don’t ask.” The way he says it is the way I hear your name in my head.

I tried to find a video of it but I suck at internetting.

As for me I used to be Tahssa which was the name of a toon I was playing in World of Warcraft at the time I joined. Then a couple years later I went to visit my dad and stepmom and found out my stepmom collects Mcdonalds toys. So I was rummaging through the big plastic tub and in there was a smurf drinking a beer. I found it amusing and stepmom said I could have it.

Here’s a pic of it because I wouldn’t have believed it myself.

[http://drunkysmurf.tumblr.com/](http://drunkysmurf.tumblr.com/)  
\*“Pulling his wang out for Justice” would an awesome motto for a superhero. Or a signature.

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/156 "2012-02-24T22:00:38Z")

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When I signed up, I played lacrosse at Western Michigan University. My number was 93.

I need a new name, as that totally doesn’t apply to me anymore.

On Giraffe’s board, I’m Standard American White Guy, because I think I’m about the most average cracker that exists.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/157 "2012-02-24T22:23:31Z")

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I’m a fan of the greatest sportscaster of the modern era, and[here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDB5Akd4-Z4) is where my name comes from.

I could’ve been “Astonishing Bomb Queen” but decided against it.

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**Author:** ![Buckeye\_NW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@Buckeye\_NW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buckeye_NW)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/158 "2012-02-25T04:52:39Z")

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I was born in a state with four letters and 3 syllables in it name and now live in a state with ten letters and 3 syllables where it rains alot.

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**Author:** ![The\_Last\_of\_the\_Puritans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Last\_of\_the\_Puritans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Last_of_the_Puritans)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/159 "2012-02-25T05:05:10Z")

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This was the name given to a group of us girls in high school who managed NOT to walk across the stage at graduation pregnant.😃

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**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-you-username/613694/160 "2012-02-25T05:43:50Z")

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My initials and I’m a (scuba) Divemaster. 🆒

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