# \[Expletive deleted\] the Majorities

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 3, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847 "2009-07-03T20:54:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/1 "2009-07-03T20:54:12Z")

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Who’s with me?

Aren’t you tried of “them” always telling you what to do? Who to marry? what clothes to wear? What laws to obey? What you can say. What you can think!

Why the fuck do must we cater every aspect of our lives to not “offend” these people. I know this is not peecee, but fuck them. I hate the majorities. It’s the government who should be working to keep these people out of the country, but NOOOOOOOO. The politicians cater to “these people” for cheap votes. Hmmmph. If you ask me it’s too late; the majorities already control the fucking government.

I say today we draw a line in the sand. This far. No further! We must do it now for the children. I ask again…Who’s with me?

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/2 "2009-07-03T21:13:12Z")

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Sorry, I’m a woman, and therefore a part of the majority. You uppity males will just have to submit to our rule forever. HA HAW!

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/3 "2009-07-03T21:13:53Z")

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It’s political correctness gone mad!

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/4 "2009-07-03T21:21:37Z")

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Road map please?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/5 "2009-07-03T21:25:00Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Sorry, I’m a woman, and therefore a part of the majority. You uppity males will just have to submit to our rule forever. HA HAW!

Yes mistress.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/6 "2009-07-03T21:31:16Z")

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What the hell are you talking about?

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**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/7 "2009-07-03T21:31:59Z")

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If you don’t want to be told what to say or what to think…you are SOOOO on the wrong message board.

So am I, but I justify it as “know your enemy”.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/8 "2009-07-03T21:33:04Z")

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Moved from The BBQ Pit to Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share.  
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Gfactor\*\*  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/9 "2009-07-03T21:35:26Z")

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> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> What the hell are you talking about?

I’m talking about those majorities who moved in down the block. Those majorities who’re in YOUR KID’S SCHOOL! Doesn’t this upset you! They are everywhere now! You can’t stop them. We need someone to act!

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/10 "2009-07-03T21:38:13Z")

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Once again, what majorities are you talking about? Who moved in down the block? Who’s everywhere? Why do ‘we’ need to act?

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/11 "2009-07-03T21:41:52Z")

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**Cap’n** , [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11305002&postcount=103) should clear things up.

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/12 "2009-07-03T21:42:47Z")

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> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> Once again, what majorities are you talking about? Who moved in down the block? Who’s everywhere? Why do ‘we’ need to act?

You’re one of “them” aren’t you. I knew I’d find a “majority rights” person here. All I gotta say is do something yourself or “stay outta my way.” :mad:

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/13 "2009-07-03T22:23:03Z")

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Move to Toronto. [Everyone’s a minority here.](http://www.thestar.com/Canada/Census/article/409455) 🙂

Note: link goes to a report describing 42.9% _‘visible’_ (i. e. non-‘white’) minorities in Toronto. Add in the white minorities, like Polish and Russian, and that takes us into a majotiry of minorities.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/14 "2009-07-03T22:31:08Z")

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I’m all for poking **Lonesome Polecat** with sharp sticks (Anytime. Really, just invite me.), but aren’t you supposed to link to the thread/post you’re parodying in your actual OP?

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/15 "2009-07-03T22:45:56Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Move to Toronto. [Everyone’s a minority here.](http://www.thestar.com/Canada/Census/article/409455) 🙂
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> Note: link goes to a report describing 42.9% _‘visible’_ (i. e. non-‘white’) minorities in Toronto. Add in the white minorities, like Polish and Russian, and that takes us into a majotiry of minorities.

_side note_ Holy smokes! Jagdev! How can you have such a smirk on your face. Your wife is really Valdmir Putin in drag!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/16 "2009-07-03T23:02:30Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I’m all for poking **Lonesome Polecat** with sharp sticks (Anytime. Really, just invite me.), but aren’t you supposed to link to the thread/post you’re parodying in your actual OP?

Yes you are, actually. **orcenio** , what’s your point, and is there a reason I should leave the thread open?

twicks, MSPSIMS mod

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/17 "2009-07-03T23:14:23Z")

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[_Viva la Revolución!_](http://pathstoknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/che-guevara.jpg)

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/18 "2009-07-03T23:15:16Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Yes you are, actually. **orcenio** , what’s your point, and is there a reason I should leave the thread open?
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> twicks, MSPSIMS mod

My point is that I’ve never seen such a stupid fucking comment as [that one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11298100#post11298100) left by **LonesomePolecat**. It seemed so utterly stupid that I had to mock it. I missed adding a link though.

I swore cause I didn’t plan on it being bumped. Fucking **LonesomePolecat** (I blame you…)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/19 "2009-07-03T23:23:51Z")

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Aha. Okay, I’ll leave it open, but adapt the title to make it more MPSIMS-appropriate.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-the-majorities/501847/20 "2009-07-04T02:51:42Z")

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I CAN HAS WITE SUPREMAZY?

– pwnsome lolcat

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