# \[Expletive Deleted\] You, The Rain

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 2, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685 "2009-07-02T12:47:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/21 "2009-07-02T14:56:15Z")

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I hate this beyond belief. To make matters worse, we had a major thunderstorm here (Metrowest Boston) this morning that scared the crap out of me and blew the large steeple off of a beautiful New England church two blocks away. There are emergency crews everywhere and I don’t even know what else happened to other people. I would just just pack up my shit and move far away today if it weren’t for my two small daughters. I was excited when they talked about Global Warming but now many people call it “Global Climate Change” which doesn’t sound nearly as appealing in real life.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/22 "2009-07-02T14:58:44Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Seriously, what the fuck is going on around here? When did Boston get it’s very own monsoon season? It’s been raining forfuckingever, and if I recall correctly, even at his pissiest, God had a forty day limit.

The SO asked me if maybe God was flooding us again. I said, “Haven’t you read the Bible? He promised us he wouldn’t, with the rainbow!”

of course he hasn’t, so he just looked at me like I was weird.  
My veggies, I admit, are about to escape their enclosure. They love this weather.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/23 "2009-07-02T14:59:34Z")

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Someone at REI once told me, “There’s no such thing as bad weather if you have the appropriate clothing.” YMMV. 😛

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/24 "2009-07-02T15:00:08Z")

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I think Thor got drunk and dropped his hammer on the weather machine or something. Apparently some omnipotent being has decided that NYC should have so much rain that it is flooding into my apartment and molding the wall in my pantry. Fuck this weather! :mad::mad::mad:

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/25 "2009-07-02T15:13:12Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> Someone at REI once told me, “There’s no such thing as bad weather if you have the appropriate clothing.” YMMV. 😛

Someone at REI had something to sell you. 😛

Seriously though… there’s a mindset I’ve never understood. It’s cold and wet, let’s go camping!!! Um… no. Humanity has spent thousands of years building shelters and perfecting indoor climate control, because being outside when it’s cold and wet sucks.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/26 "2009-07-02T15:43:27Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Seriously though… there’s a mindset I’ve never understood. It’s cold and wet, let’s go camping!!! Um… no. Humanity has spent thousands of years building shelters and perfecting indoor climate control, because being outside when it’s cold and wet sucks.

Seriously. I like hiking, if it’s good weather. But my SO and his brother go hiking in these stupidly difficult trails in the SNOW and ICE. I’m like, bye, don’t die, but NFW am I coming with you.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/27 "2009-07-02T15:53:38Z")

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> [@JFLuvly](#):
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> I had to light a fire in the woodstove… It was a balmy + 11 C!

Up here, 11ºC might prompt me to wear a long-sleeve T-shirt. 😛

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/28 "2009-07-02T16:22:37Z")

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Heh, they’re talking temps of around 90 degrees today. I’m also in the PNW, but but south and just slightly east of Seattle.

The OP’s weather sounds like our typical weather from say, October through March. Nothing we’re not used to, though we get sick of it too.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/29 "2009-07-02T16:38:54Z")

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You’d get extra sick of it if it was say, April through July, when it’s \*supposed \*to be \*nice \*out.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/30 "2009-07-02T16:43:19Z")

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**DianaG,** actually, this is a dryer year than most. Typically, it’s rainy here on the 4th. This weekend, I need to make sure my yard is wet so some dumbshit doesn’t start a fire with a bottlerocket.

April is typically very wet for us, we usually get a couple of nice weeks in May and June (the other two weeks of each those months being rainy), July is usually meh with periods of rain, and August is usually nice for two weeks.

If we go more than a week or so with hot weather, we wonder where the hell the rain is.😉

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**Author:** ![mmouse9799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mmouse9799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmouse9799)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/31 "2009-07-02T16:59:56Z")

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I would take rainy in December and January… You know instead of the frickin’ mounds of snow everywhere.

But this raining all of June and into July crap has got to go!!

Why in the world did I move to NE again?!?!?!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/32 "2009-07-02T17:07:36Z")

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When I first saw this thread, you know my first impulse was to run up on **tdn** and do a Rambo. I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you.

But I didn’t wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat. So instead… I chilled.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/33 "2009-07-02T17:42:22Z")

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It has been interfering pretty badly with the ballgames and outdoor theater schedules too. I was laid off at the beginning of the month and intended to sit outside and surf for jobs and read the paper and go to the gym and other virtuous things, but instead I’m staying home far too often, playing games and hanging out on the Dope.

At least the 4th in NYC is supposed to be OK. Here’s hoping.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/34 "2009-07-02T18:16:53Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> **DianaG,** actually, this is a dryer year than most. Typically, it’s rainy here on the 4th. This weekend, I need to make sure my yard is wet so some dumbshit doesn’t start a fire with a bottlerocket.
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> April is typically very wet for us, we usually get a couple of nice weeks in May and June (the other two weeks of each those months being rainy), July is usually meh with periods of rain, and August is usually nice for two weeks.
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> If we go more than a week or so with hot weather, we wonder where the hell the rain is.😉

No, that’s fair. It doesn’t stay hot here either. It usually starts in the seventies, and progressively ramps up until it’s in the high nineties and humid as hell. Then it can’t be sustained, so it rains. Usually on the weekend. Then it starts again.  
Here it has been raining every day, barring 1 or 2, for three weeks straight. I kid you not.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/35 "2009-07-02T18:22:48Z")

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God, we’re dry as a bone and my plants are dying. Please send rain.

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**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/36 "2009-07-02T18:47:09Z")

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On my Google homepage, I get the weather report in Berkeley (where my parents are) as well as the weather here in New Brunswick, Nj (where I am for the summer). They get sun and balmy breezes. I get algae on my roof and fruitflies springing from my fridge like Athena from Zeus’s forehead, fully formed and wily. Granted, the latter may have to do with the months-old food the people I’m renting from left behind…

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/37 "2009-07-02T19:58:48Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Everything is damp, my sugar is clumpy, my nail polish won’t dry…

Right? And the towels in the bathroom are always damp! Ick.

**Robot Arm** , right back atcha. 😉

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/38 "2009-07-02T20:11:47Z")

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We had more than triple the average ammount of rain in June, and we had a nice thunderstorm last night. The clouds are building up big time over the mountains right now.

The creeks are at bankfull and everything is lush and green. This is very unusual for July in Colorado. Things should be turning brown right now. I have yet to turn on my lawn sprinklers - the previous latest date for that was Labor Day weekend quite a few years ago. I’ve beaten the old record by four weeks. I like this.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/39 "2009-07-02T20:18:49Z")

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Since when do we have daily thunderstorms in Connecticut? This blows.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expletive-deleted-you-the-rain/501685/40 "2009-07-02T20:53:36Z")

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Well, just in case: [how to build an ark](http://www.boston.com/news/weather/gallery/070209_ark/)

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