# Explosion at Vatican

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845 "2017-06-01T16:31:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/1 "2017-06-01T16:31:29Z")

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Not sure of any details, but just saw reports of a large explosion at the Vatican

[https://twitter.com/ten\_gop/status/870311045595901953](https://twitter.com/ten_gop/status/870311045595901953)

ETA: or it could just be a [fire in Rome](https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/870313466468474882) (insert Rome burning joke here)

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**Author:** ![Tzigone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Tzigone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzigone)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/2 "2017-06-01T16:38:22Z")

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Thanks for the heads up. Not much info out there yet. Hope it’s less than it seems.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/3 "2017-06-01T16:40:40Z")

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BNONews seems to be on top of the story.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/4 "2017-06-01T16:43:45Z")

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The Daily News [with news and video.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4563358/Vatican-sky-filled-smoke-amid-reports-explosion.html)

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/5 "2017-06-01T16:44:41Z")

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Sky News is saying a fire at a Car Garage outside the Vatican.

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**Author:** ![Tzigone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Tzigone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzigone)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/6 "2017-06-01T16:50:43Z")

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Someone said [this said](http://roma.repubblica.it/cronaca/2017/06/01/news/roma_paura_a_battistini_in_fiamme_un_autodemolitore-166989140/) fire at car dismantler. Google translate seems to back that up, though mostly unintelligible.

EDIT: And BNO now says fire at scrap yard, too.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/7 "2017-06-01T16:57:27Z")

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> [@Tzigone](#):
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> Someone said [this said](http://roma.repubblica.it/cronaca/2017/06/01/news/roma_paura_a_battistini_in_fiamme_un_autodemolitore-166989140/) fire at car dismantler. Google translate seems to back that up, though mostly unintelligible.
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> EDIT: And BNO now says fire at scrap yard, too.

I can see that. “Fire” and “explosion” are practically the same thing.

Likewise, “scrap yard” and “Vatican.” 😕

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/8 "2017-06-01T17:05:02Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> I can see that. “Fire” and “explosion” are practically the same thing.
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> Likewise, “scrap yard” and “Vatican.” 😕

Apparently the scrap yard is very close to the Vatican. If someone is looking at rising smoke from a few miles away, I could understand the initial confusion.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/9 "2017-06-01T17:16:16Z")

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Sort of like those flashing red lights inside the White House a couple nights ago. Turned out to be from emergency vehicles responding to a medical situation in the park across the street.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/10 "2017-06-01T17:30:43Z")

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So what color was the smoke?

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/11 "2017-06-01T17:39:36Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> So what color was the smoke?

Orange!!! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/12 "2017-06-01T18:23:10Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> Orange!!! :eek:

And we have a new car!

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/13 "2017-06-01T19:39:32Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> Orange!!! :eek:

But… but… that’s the new black!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/14 "2017-06-01T19:43:27Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> And we have a new car!

Bob Barker just got elected Pope?

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/15 "2017-06-01T23:02:15Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Sort of like those flashing red lights inside the White House a couple nights ago. Turned out to be from emergency vehicles responding to a medical situation in the park across the street.

SURE it was! 😉@midnight posited it was Trump trying out a new tanning bed.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/16 "2017-06-02T03:11:37Z")

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> [@HurricaneDitka](#):
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> Apparently the scrap yard is very close to the Vatican.

Now I’m picturing a junkyard full of old [Popemobiles](https://www.google.com/search?q=popemobile&tbm=isch).

ETA: Only driven by a little old [del]lady[/del] Pope on Sundays…

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/17 "2017-06-02T20:25:19Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Bob Barker just got elected Pope?

Whose the next contestant on “The Salvation’s Right”?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/18 "2017-06-02T20:31:00Z")

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Do we have a press release naming the Anti-Christ yet?

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**Author:** ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/19 "2017-06-02T20:34:42Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Do we have a press release naming the Anti-Christ yet?

Or, in this case, the Anti-Chrysler?

(Shamelessly stolen from Futurama)

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosion-at-vatican/787845/20 "2017-06-03T03:10:00Z")

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Are the [cattle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLA1Af0QDHs) safe?

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