# explosionsandboobs.com **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543 "2009-06-03T03:53:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/21 "2009-06-03T22:24:47Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Since when have boobs required context? :dubious: Go to Google image search, google “man boobs” and get back to me. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/22 "2009-06-03T22:26:10Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Go to Google image search, google “man boobs” and get back to me. Man boobs aren’t boobs. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/23 "2009-06-04T02:46:06Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > This was my experience also. > > Hypothesis: Explosions are an action. For them to be compelling, we must watch them from the beginning. Not just a still right in the middle. Boobs on the other hand must do nothing more than exist for them to be compelling. > > Solution: Stare at boobs more. Eh, pictures of explosions can be compelling. They just can’t be as impressive as boob pics in as small a format. [Compare](http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1920x1200/2009/Widescreen_Explosion_013500_.jpg) [some](http://www.dkmaniac.com/explosion%5B1%5D.GIF) of [these](http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1920x1200/2008/Space_Planet_Explosion_010521_.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/24 "2009-06-04T02:48:08Z")
Is that site a Michael Bay-Russ Meyer co-production? ---
**Author:** ![MerryMagdalen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@MerryMagdalen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MerryMagdalen)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/25 "2009-06-04T02:52:54Z")
I just sent it to my boyfriend. Let’s see what he says. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/26 "2009-06-04T03:40:51Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > Eh, pictures of explosions can be compelling. They just can’t be as impressive as boob pics in as small a format. [Compare](http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1920x1200/2009/Widescreen_Explosion_013500_.jpg) [some](http://www.dkmaniac.com/explosion%5B1%5D.GIF) of [these](http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1920x1200/2008/Space_Planet_Explosion_010521_.jpg). I do like that last picture. Quite bad ass if I do say so myself. The problem is that it takes a very bad ass and large picture of an explosion to equal or outrank a small/medium picture of boobs. A large, decent explosion versus a large (large picture that is), decent pair of boobs and the latter is probably going to win. **[Example One](http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h178/johnd_photos/big-boobs.jpg?t=1244086446)**. **[Example Two](http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Adriana_Lima_Widescreen_B-572696.jpeg)**. **[Example Three](http://www.denverbreast.com/uploaded_images/DKP_0046-5x7-757158.jpg)**. The latter two are possible NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/27 "2009-06-04T04:07:23Z")
Boom! Chicka\*\* Boom\*\*! Chicka **Boom**! ---
**Author:** ![Casserole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b77776/32.png) [@Casserole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casserole)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/28 "2009-06-04T04:14:10Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > Man boobs aren’t boobs. Exactly. Just like turkey bacon isn’t bacon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MerryMagdalen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@MerryMagdalen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MerryMagdalen)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/29 "2009-06-04T04:27:18Z")
The boyfriend wants to know where the explosions are. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/30 "2009-06-04T05:00:56Z")
Some guys, the ones who aren’t evolved and stuff, they see pictures like that and have some sort of brain seizure, or something, like an epileptit fic. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/31 "2009-06-04T05:01:07Z")
Site works on iPhone. Good. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543/32 "2009-06-04T05:12:21Z")
So, if somebody calls you, she can’t see what you’re looking at, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explosionsandboobs-com/498543.md?page=1)