# Expressions that replace "Oh, my god!"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expressions-that-replace-oh-my-god/619219>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 18, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expressions-that-replace-oh-my-god/619219 "2012-04-18T23:51:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expressions-that-replace-oh-my-god/619219/61 "2012-04-20T16:03:14Z")

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Heck, the place where somewhat naughty people go when they die.  
Ruled with an iron spoon by Phil the Prince Of Insufficient Light.  
“I darn thee to Heck!”

So, maybe “Phil darn thee” might be appropriate.

(Character has been blatantly stolen without permission from the Dilbert Universe. I am doomed now.)

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expressions-that-replace-oh-my-god/619219/62 "2012-04-20T16:08:27Z")

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Jumping Jehoshaphat!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/expressions-that-replace-oh-my-god/619219/63 "2012-04-20T16:25:11Z")

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Old Southern ladies will say “Oh shhh- _sugar._” It’s the cutest thing.

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