# Extra!!! Moron wastes 100th post!!! Needs flaming!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 11, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022 "2000-08-11T21:07:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/1 "2000-08-11T21:07:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crown Prince of Irony \* > \*\*SHIT!!! > > I wasted my 100th post on a freaking Jerry Springer thread!! > > Goddammit! > > :mad: :mad:\*\* This was my reaction when I realized what I’d done. Here’s the thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=650917#post650917](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=650917#post650917) No offense to the posters on that thread at the time, but I’d planned on making my 100th post **mean** something. Maybe a haiku, or an eloquent rebuttal of the theory of creation. No, I had to fritter it away on a non-event. Proving that Jerry Springer is fake. How much **more** of a waste could that be?!? I’m hereby flaming myself, and will accept the flames and taunts of others as penance for my wasteful life. Go ahead. Tell me to felch a goat. The way I’m feeling toward myself, I probably will, just to spite me. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/2 "2000-08-11T21:24:38Z")
Go and felch many goats. Not for wasting your soooo important 100th post on Jerry Springer, but for thinking that anybody here gives a flying fuck. Calling attention to milestone posts is passe, unless it is a big milestone like 1000, 2000, 3000, 4000, well you get the idea. Nobody cares about your 100th post. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/3 "2000-08-11T21:37:37Z")
Jeesh, way to be a jerk Adam Yak… 😃 I know how you feel CPofI I had been planning to start a great thread on my 100th post too, then after reading yours realized that I was already at post 101 DAMMIT :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/4 "2000-08-12T00:25:40Z")
I didn’t even notice hitting 600 or 700 until I was 10 or so posts past them. ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/5 "2000-08-12T03:22:03Z")
Sorry man, shit happens. I didn’t even notice when my 100th passed. Not really concerned about 200, 300 etc. But when I hit 1000, somebody best fuckin’ notice, or else I’m gonna stomp some fluffy bunnies all to hell. ---
**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/6 "2000-08-12T04:29:21Z")
Works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/7 "2000-08-12T04:43:55Z")
Anyone who makes a big deal out of their one hundredth post needs a serious ass kicking. One hundred? Are you fucking kidding? A paltry sum like that and you get your knickers in a twist? Come see me when you get to one thousand and then we’ll talk. Also, every post should count. If you’ve been basically posting shit up to that point and then want to make that “one” really count I would be very inclined to hold you down and snickersnag in your face. It isn’t or shouldn’t be about the number, it should be about the quality. Don’t just run around and post meaningless, dumb assed crap and then think you can save face by posting something worthwhile during a “significant” number. I don’t give you any credit for that at all. There are posters here with over 2000 posts and I honestly don’t think they are worth shit. Conversely, there are posters here with under 200 and I think they rock. It’s not the number it’s the quality. So, did I kick you hard enough while you were down or would you like me to come back? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/8 "2000-08-12T05:52:20Z")
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. You wanna know a post-count sob story? I recently passed 1000… but, due to routine Board maintenance, that number had gone DOWN below 1000 just a couple days later. Did I make a Pit thread? No! I sucked it in, like a MAN! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/9 "2000-08-12T07:10:45Z")
Wimp! Weenie! Doo doo breath! Maybe if you quit felching your sister, you would notice what the hell you were doing! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/10 "2000-08-13T02:52:44Z")
Since I posted here yesterday, I’ve added 50 to my count, and you only added …[checking]… **0**. You’re pouting about nothing. Follow my example, just post with me between the end of prime time and Saturday Night Live, and we will each reach another “milestone”. In my case, 100, in your case 105. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/11 "2000-08-13T05:08:14Z")
The **Crown Prince of Irony** wants to be flamed for making a rather ironic observation about his 100th post. How … ironic. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/12 "2000-08-13T14:14:55Z")
_sparks the flamethrower…_ CPOI-Oh gosh, you made 100 posts… I am so impressed. Allow me to prostrate myself before your glorious self so that I might pay homage… fuck that! You blew your 100th post, boo fucking hoo. If you have spewed shit for the first 99 what makes you think you will be able to do any better at one hundred you pathetic sack of camel shit? Goat felching? You aren’t worthy of that. Go felch a syphilitic lemur instead. You and the other people who remind the rest of us how many posts you have made chap my pasty white ass and I am running out of my special butt lotion… someone will have to tell me when I hit 1000 cause I don’t pay that much attention. Hopefully I will have posted something worthwhile but if not, what’s the big fucking deal? Does this look like a gathering for Mensa members here? Fritter fritter fritter fritter… Barflyer- Post all you want you fucking gnat squicker, keep reminding us and we’ll reserve you an extra special seat here in the PIT. Byz- You barely grazed him with that. Is your clique wearing you out? All those fawning ass kissers can really tire one out… you can do better. I do agree that you can post shit ad nauseum or make every single post a contribution to the betterment of society. Few, if any are that gifted. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hflathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@hflathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hflathead)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/13 "2000-08-13T20:46:18Z")
you didn’t even get a good flame out of Byz… putz. Hey Byz, did you just say size doesn’t matter ? :: ducks and runs, like any person with an oz. of grey matter…:: later, Tom ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/14 "2000-08-13T22:59:24Z")
Cut and paste the text of the post to wordpad. Then print it to hardcopy. Then roll the hardcopy of the post into a small straw-like roll. Now pull down your pants and sit on it ( if the roll is too flexible roll it up with a pencil inside). Once properly inserted in your anus, rotate 365 degrees. Let us know how it goes! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/15 "2000-08-14T01:20:53Z")
Now, now, don’t take on so, son! This place is about _fighting ignorance_, or at least it’s supposed to be when we’re not dinking around with fun stuff. Your 100th post was spent exposing Jerry Springer as something lower than pond life? That’s great and appropriate! What could be better? Don’t sweat the haiku thing, btw. It’s been a while, so it’s probably about time someone starts another haiku thread. Amazing what crass, hilarious things people here found to do with a perfectly fine poetry form. And **VaHermit** , threatening to stomp furry bunnies is just wrong. Did anyone ever tell you what Dopers did a perfectly harmless moose? Veb ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/16 "2000-08-14T01:52:31Z")
**Byz** said > [@](#): > > There are posters here with over 2000 posts and I honestly don’t think they are worth shit. Conversely, there are posters here with under 200 and I think they rock. It’s not the number it’s the quality. NAMES please! ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/17 "2000-08-14T02:48:38Z")
**Veb** Last thing I remember about a moose was BlindFaithe slamming a stuffed moose head down on me and waking up an hour later with Nocturne doing some kind of a fertility dance on my head. I barely escaped the bar with my life and spent two days wandering through the woods trying to get the damned thing off my head and dodging bullets from wannabe trophy hunters. It was a very traumatic experience and I still can’t watch a PBS wildlife special without getting the shakes…“Harmless moose” my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/18 "2000-08-14T18:21:14Z")
Feynn – nothing like a little jealousy! And no one will ever accuse you of being gifted. 😉 hflathead – yes I did. Why are you running? Trying to hide your little one? 😉 aha – I stand and applaud wildly! Good one! 10 points! samclem – why do you need names? Can’t you read and think for yourself??? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/19 "2000-08-14T22:11:06Z")
Yep, it must be the clique wearing her out… did anyone see all those smilies? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022/20 "2000-08-15T12:19:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. You wanna know a post-count sob story? I recently passed 1000… but, due to routine Board maintenance, that number had gone DOWN below 1000 just a couple days later. Did I make a Pit thread? No! I sucked it in, like a MAN! 😃 \*\* Not to mention the fact that you posted 1000 times in 160 days. I worked out the mathematics in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33649) thread. which, BTW, you never responded to… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extra-moron-wastes-100th-post-needs-flaming/29022.md?page=2)