# Extreme cute fuzziness overload

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 24, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542 "2004-11-24T22:32:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/1 "2004-11-24T22:32:37Z")

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[Prepare to say ‘awww’ a lot](http://selfdestruct.net/kitties/)  
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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/2 "2004-11-24T23:34:39Z")

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What does it say about me that I was very underwhelmed by the amount of cuteness in the link?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/3 "2004-11-24T23:36:41Z")

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\<smoldering crater where once was the “cute 'n fuzzy” center of **Hal** ’s brain\>

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/4 "2004-11-24T23:40:04Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> What does it say about me that I was very underwhelmed by the amount of cuteness in the link?

what about [_this_ link](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/lobley/cheetah-cub-01300890b.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/5 "2004-11-24T23:42:39Z")

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Note: These kittens are often used to great effect in aminations by Joel Veitch at [rathergood.com](http://rathergood.com) and the various loonies at [b3ta.com](http://b3ta.com).

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/6 "2004-11-24T23:57:39Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> What does it say about me that I was very underwhelmed by the amount of cuteness in the link?

What are you talking about? It was a \*great \* menu.  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/7 "2004-11-25T00:08:09Z")

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Could someone please come by and wipe my brains and stuff off the monitor for me so I can see some more kitties?

I luuuuuuuuvs me some kitties.

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/8 "2004-11-25T00:39:01Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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Next time I see one of these, remind me that a fast internet connection does not make up for a POS computer? Nearly froze it. I did get plenty of cuteness though. Somehow I managed not to verbalise my thoughts seeing that, for fear of annoying my roommate.

“Awww, cunnin’, he’s so cuuuuute…”  
“I’m trying to play World of Warcraft, would you please shut up?”  
“But just lookit him!”

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/9 "2004-11-25T00:53:39Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> what about [_this_ link](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/lobley/cheetah-cub-01300890b.jpg)

Yeah, the cuteness ratio is much higher on that one. Actually the first link probably had more cuteness overall, it was just diluted. The cheetah one is condensed so the cuteness ratio is about the critical point.

And now I’m going to answer another thread in this one and say that I want a pet cheetah.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/10 "2004-11-25T01:01:47Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> to answer another thread in this one and say that I want a pet cheetah.

If it’s the thread I think it is, I had the same answer.  
I watched a programme on BBC about a guy who raised two cheetah cubs (brothers). Gradually he had to introduce them to the wild. They were learning well until one day when they were nearly adults. A lion had killed one of them while they were sleeping. I have never seen a more heartbroken human being than that guy while he was breaking the news.

Since watching that programme I’ve wanted a pet cheetah.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/11 "2004-11-25T01:09:45Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> If it’s the thread I think it is, I had the same answer.  
> I watched a programme on BBC about a guy who raised two cheetah cubs (brothers). Gradually he had to introduce them to the wild. They were learning well until one day when they were nearly adults. A lion had killed one of them while they were sleeping. I have never seen a more heartbroken human being than that guy while he was breaking the news.
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> Since watching that programme I’ve wanted a pet cheetah.

Yeah, but lion fighting school probably gets expensive…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/12 "2004-11-25T01:24:12Z")

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Gah!..must…get…insulin shot…even though…I’m not…diabetic…

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/13 "2004-11-25T01:49:12Z")

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I like the kitten with the ladybug on his forehead.

Unfortunately, I am now vibrating from the virtual sugar rush.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/14 "2004-11-25T02:04:04Z")

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Never mind, **Mr Blue Sky** , this might slightly counteract the cuteness.🙂

[http://www.rathergood.com/fishy/](http://www.rathergood.com/fishy/)

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/15 "2004-11-25T02:08:16Z")

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If it’s true that every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten, this link represents my week.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/16 "2004-11-25T05:25:16Z")

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Awww…Those are truly excellent photos, and I’m not just saying that because the subject is foolproof; the quality is amazing.

[This one](http://selfdestruct.net/kitties/cat_0052.jpg) cracked me up…the one licking his nose looks like he’s wearing kitty wax lips!

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**Author:** ![Kkrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Kkrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kkrose)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/17 "2004-11-25T05:48:06Z")

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> [@Celyn](#):
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> Never mind, **Mr Blue Sky** , this might slightly counteract the cuteness.🙂
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> [The Fishy Song by rathergood.com - Joel Veitch, Alex Veitch, Mike Baker, Tim Gallagher](http://www.rathergood.com/fishy/)

That link just made my night…let me be the first to say thanks! 😃

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/18 "2004-11-25T06:18:51Z")

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Talk about electronic diabetes. Geez…

I needed to try some of [THIS](http://images.google.com.au/images?q=evil+cat&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&output=search) to recover. WARNING: Page looks pretty work safe (well, apart from the fact of its marking you as a nutter), but I can’t vouch for the links on it.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/19 "2004-11-25T10:10:41Z")

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Awwww. Kitties… 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂  
:: falls over backwards ::  
_thud_

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-cute-fuzziness-overload/276542/20 "2004-11-25T10:37:45Z")

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The first kitten on that was the image of my darling, dear departed Ernie. ☹

Didn’t like the Persian kittens so much. What is it was Persian cat owners that makes want to take an already overly cutsie animal, and put in situations and with props that all but sugar-coat it?

They should **The Unadulterated Cat** , by Terry Pratchett. That would sort them out.

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