# Extreme Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 11, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880 "2003-10-11T18:49:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author: ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/1 "2003-10-11T18:49:41Z")

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Currently in MPSIMS:  
Getting back to juggling! WHEEEE!

Pumping and Breast Feeding support thread!

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### Author: ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/2 "2003-10-11T18:57:17Z")

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Also in MPSIMS:

Who Do I Have to F\*\*k to Get a MacArthur Grant?  
Not your Mom’s Catholic Church

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### Author: ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/3 "2003-10-11T19:52:57Z")

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I’ve got the winner, right here in MPSIMS:

Ever wonder what Cecil REALLY wants with us?  
The sweet, sweet pangs of anal fire

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### Author: ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/4 "2003-10-11T20:15:34Z")

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That one’s going to be hard to beat, **GMRyujin**.

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### Author: ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/5 "2003-10-11T22:51:47Z")

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“What have I done?!?”

Invasion of the Penis Snatchers

Quentin Tarantino

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### Author: ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/6 "2003-10-12T01:36:23Z")

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Oh, dear:

“You folks are my alibi  
Homocidal Maniac on the Loose in Northeast!”

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### Author: ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/7 "2003-10-12T21:44:18Z")

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right now in MPSIMS:

The Straight Dope Lost and Found Desk

I lost my job.

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### Author: ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/8 "2003-10-13T18:45:34Z")

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Right now in IMHO:

What do you think the next big invention will be?  
Chocolate covered espresso beans

(I thought I heard of them before, or matbe I’m just too buzzed right now.)

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/9 "2003-10-13T18:47:25Z")

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The last thing you ever want to hear your little sister say.  
We need new euphimisms for ‘penis’

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### Author: ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/10 "2003-10-13T18:50:12Z")

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**eve** omg lol

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### Author: ![BCE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2acd7d/32.png) [@BCE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BCE)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/11 "2003-10-13T18:52:39Z")

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Earlier today in GQ:

Why do panties have cotton crotches?  
Chapped lips

And right now in GQ:

Porn Pop-ups ---- How do I stop them  
Condoms?

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### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/12 "2003-10-14T20:29:28Z")

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Earlier today in MPSIMS:

Apparently I’m fat  
Attack of the Crabby Couch Potatoes!

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### Author: ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/13 "2003-10-14T21:13:59Z")

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Right now in MPSIMS:

I Need a Lieu Poop Thread  
Oh, My Freaking God!  
Let’s go!

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### Author: ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/14 "2003-10-15T14:29:39Z")

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In Cafe Society:  
Was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre based on a real incident?  
If This Doesn’t Make You Want To Buy Some Powertools, Nothing Will

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### Author: ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/15 "2003-10-15T18:23:58Z")

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right now in MPSIMS

China has just launched their first man into space.

Let’s go!

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/16 "2003-10-15T18:39:08Z")

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Earlier in MPSIMS:

Apparently I’m fat  
We have Warped our daughter

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### Author: ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extreme-sequential-thread-titles/206880/17 "2003-10-15T20:53:09Z")

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In CS:

Kaena: The Prophecy  
Thoughts on Better Luck Tomorrow?
