# Extremely weird sentences from the SDMB (w/out its orig. context) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109 "2025-11-24T23:26:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/21 "2026-03-03T17:08:26Z")
“Gotcha ya” “Tug-ahoy effect” “Og Smash!” “The caloric content of Pan-fried semen” ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/22 "2026-07-17T02:35:05Z")
> Screws depend utterly on fine tolerances and great lubrication. —LSLGuy ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/23 "2026-07-17T05:25:26Z")
_“Fruity Crap-load”_ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/24 "2026-07-17T07:37:20Z")
> How can you expect people to trust a leader, if he can’t even tear his own head off when the situation demands it? From [here](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-superman-tear-his-own-head-off/345543). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/25 "2026-07-17T09:18:34Z")
An old one from one of my [favorite rants](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smugly-polite-christian-allows-himself-an-annual-swear/72189): > [@](#): > > WHEN I RULE THE WORLD EVERY DAY WILL BE THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING > AND YOU WILL FUCK OFF. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/26 "2026-07-24T23:57:20Z")
“You are not fucking off properly.” _Snerk_ I do miss the old Pit sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/27 "2026-07-25T00:08:25Z")
> [@Anybody want a rim job?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124): > > Thanks to the fresh, new and exciting taste of Diet Pepsi, Jazz, Black Cherry & French Vanilla, and for a limited time only, I will be tossing salads like a mother fuck just so I can get the taste of this rancid chipmunk spunk out of my mouth. With a hook like, “Indulge your senses.” on the label I was certain that I had found a new favorite among the already shitty diet soda catalog out there, but what I didn’t expect was that the only senses getting indulged were Rallo’s, the recent parolee w… _I will be tossing salads like a mother fuck just so I can get the taste of this rancid chipmunk spunk out of my mouth._ ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/28 "2026-07-25T00:19:05Z")
@Euthanasiast ! He had a gift. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/29 "2026-07-25T00:20:32Z")
You are our gift! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/30 "2026-07-25T00:22:57Z")
Awww! Well, you must have been very wicked this year. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/31 "2026-07-25T04:38:04Z")
Always the wicked badx3 Fishman. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/32 "2026-07-25T22:37:59Z")
“This entire message board is human splooge.” —[Whack-a-mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-ai-splooge-be-treated-the-same-as-copyrighted-materials-on-the-dope/1031830/40). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109.md?page=1)