# Extremely weird sentences from the SDMB (w/out its orig. context)

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**Created:** [November 24, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109 "2025-11-24T23:26:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/25 "2026-07-17T09:18:34Z")

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An old one from one of my [favorite rants](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smugly-polite-christian-allows-himself-an-annual-swear/72189):

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> WHEN I RULE THE WORLD EVERY DAY WILL BE THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING  
> AND YOU WILL FUCK OFF.

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