# Extremely weird sentences from the SDMB (w/out its orig. context)

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**Created:** [November 24, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109 "2025-11-24T23:26:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-weird-sentences-from-the-sdmb-w-out-its-orig-context/1025109/27 "2026-07-25T00:08:25Z")

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> [@Anybody want a rim job?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124):
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> Thanks to the fresh, new and exciting taste of Diet Pepsi, Jazz, Black Cherry & French Vanilla, and for a limited time only, I will be tossing salads like a mother fuck just so I can get the taste of this rancid chipmunk spunk out of my mouth. With a hook like, “Indulge your senses.” on the label I was certain that I had found a new favorite among the already shitty diet soda catalog out there, but what I didn’t expect was that the only senses getting indulged were Rallo’s, the recent parolee w…

_I will be tossing salads like a mother fuck just so I can get the taste of this rancid chipmunk spunk out of my mouth._

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