# Extremely wrong Donald Duck ride. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086 "2004-12-10T06:21:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/1 "2004-12-10T06:21:49Z")
[This pic](http://www.jengajam.com/r/Donald-Duck-Ride) of a twisted Donald Duck coin-op “mall ride” has been bouncing around the blogosphere. Wow. (My guess is that the ride came about as a result of an unfortunate misinterpretation of the title of [the popular short feature.](http://perso.wanadoo.fr/meteor_3d/AfficheFilm/DV/a_good_time_for_a_dime.jpg)) As if it weren’t disturbing enough, someone took the time to make [an animated .gif of the ride](http://www.worldoflongmire.com/dailycomment/donald_loves_the_kids/). Lord love a duck. ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/2 "2004-12-10T06:27:54Z")
That is just so… WRONG! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/3 "2004-12-10T06:29:30Z")
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha HAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha guffaw! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee HEE ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (chortle) ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/4 "2004-12-10T06:43:32Z")
Poor Donald, being taken advantage of like that… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/5 "2004-12-10T07:02:47Z")
He ain’t wearin’ no pants, you know. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/6 "2004-12-10T08:01:53Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > He ain’t wearin’ no pants, you know. \ And yet, when he gets out of the shower, he wraps a towel around his waist. What’s up with _that_? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/7 "2004-12-10T08:29:07Z")
Here’s [another angle](http://www.mit.edu/~johanna/europe/prague/donald.duck.jpg), with no rider. Really, I can’t think of a more perverse Donald Duck-related image. [Oh, wait…](http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1469841/02072003/love_courtney.jhtml) ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/8 "2004-12-10T08:50:59Z")
a Buck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and 10 more bucks for a fucked up duck!! _Somebody_ here other than me must have thought of that joke too. please? ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/9 "2004-12-10T08:51:03Z")
[little girl voice] Mommy, mommy, why does this ride feel so good? Ooh, yeah, I love riding Donald Duck in public! [\little girl voice] ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/10 "2004-12-10T08:53:52Z")
hehe, I forgot a line in the punch line, but anybody who knows the joke will still get it. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/11 "2004-12-10T09:07:17Z")
What **Askia** said. Heeee! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/12 "2004-12-10T12:44:46Z")
This reminds me of that Harry Potter toy broom. The one that vibrates. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/13 "2004-12-10T13:37:53Z")
QUICK! BUY ONE! And lock it up as a collector’s item. 'Cause Disney will make it disappear in 10 seconds flat, & therefore it will be worth big bucks. That’s _bucks: B_U_C_K_S–bucks!_ Not any deviant alteration of that spelling. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/14 "2004-12-10T13:38:15Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > This reminds me of that Harry Potter toy broom. The one that vibrates. Now that is wrong. So very very wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/15 "2004-12-10T15:37:15Z")
That first image looks like it is in someone’s house. It’s not at a supremarket. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/16 "2004-12-10T16:10:50Z")
That kid is smiling wayyyy too much… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/17 "2004-12-10T16:21:08Z")
As soon as I saw the title of this thread, an image worthy of R. Crumb flashed through my mind, involving a plump voluptuous woman and Donald’s bill. Imagine my startlement that it wasn’t that far from the truth… except that the ‘woman’ is a little girl. :eek: Now I have to scour my retinas… _twitch_ _whimper_ ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/18 "2004-12-10T16:24:13Z")
An IM exchange with my husband: Mr. Accurate: Donald looks like he’s enjoying the ride. charke2: A lot. Mr. Accurate: he’s all like, “Awww, yeaaah!” Poor kid. I hope she grows up able to laugh at it some day. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/19 "2004-12-10T16:25:04Z")
Lord love a duck! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086/20 "2004-12-10T16:37:45Z")
I think you mean Traci Lords love a duck. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/extremely-wrong-donald-duck-ride/279086.md?page=2)