I’d click. Probably wouldn’t bid, but would definitely click. 
OK now i have ice cream all over my keyboard. I’m not pleased.
Slightly OT: In New York we have a category of tourist trap gift shops called “Art Galleries” that use the term Art Deco exclusively to describe female figures on pedestals after the style of Demètre Chiparus, the 1920s genre sculptor.
Don’t even get me started on how people list vintage clothing and repros. If I see one more fugly 80s nightmare prom dress or 1810s regency pattern described as “Titanic”, I’m going to start hurling things at my monitor.
EUREKA!
I have wonderful, fabulous, zip zop zabulous idea!
Picture- A replica of one of the lamps used on the Titanic, corroded and distressed, and partially encrusted by sea shells!
I could even include an undistressed replica lamp and sell them as Then And Now bookends.
When we we married she’d keep me up half the night blowing that damned conch!
Maybe that’s just code for plus sizes. You know, like “husky” or “queen/king-sized.”
Hilariously enough, I couldn’t decide if it looked like a vagina or a penis. It was kind of both, which made it all the scarier. Twicks, maybe you should buy it after all. It’s quite the, um, thought-provoker…
Yes, they do.
Stupid titles like that turn a lot of people off and the items don’t get many bids. I often search on them, snap them up, write an intelligent auction description, and resell them at a very nice profit.
Considering the phallic nature, it’s more like “Who’s your Dada?”
I totally agree.
This is why when I am named Empress of the World I shall institute some kind of electronic shock that can be administered by the offended and annoyed Ebay reader to the dimwitted Ebay Seller anytime they read such offenses against nature and sensibilities.
It is a hermaphrodite lamp!
Two…two…two perversions in one!
‘Butt-ugly’ works for me. Holy crap.
That’s no hermaphrodite lamp. Give me some time to search sites selling crap from India and I’ll find you a hermaphrodite lamp. It will probably be made from brass.
Holy crap is right. There ought to be a warning against opening that link without protective eyeglasses. It just might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.
Are there really people who would buy this and who find it attractive? 'Cause if so, I’ve got some moldy old junk in my basement that could probably fund my retirement.
Philistines! You’re all philistines!
You don’t deserve the opportunity to see the Twicks Museum of Shell Lamps!
Definitely a clam, then.
So you’re doing your bit to make stupidity unprofitable? Good for you.
This thread makes me wonder if Batsinma Belfry ever sold her testicle plates.
Well, unprofitable for them.
And it’s an uphill battle.