# Eye surgery jokes / music needed! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231 "2018-11-28T22:32:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/21 "2018-11-29T15:44:50Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > [Everybody Say Eye.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzlpKGJZ-HU&ytbChannel=null) > Are these jokes bad enough, or do you need them cornier? Now uvea’ve gone too far. Iris you’d just stop. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/22 "2018-11-29T15:46:12Z")
[Eyes Without a Face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs), by Billy Idol ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/23 "2018-11-29T15:53:00Z")
[The Warrior](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM), by Scandal “Your eyes touch me physically” – what the hell is up with that? Eeeeeeew. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/24 "2018-11-29T15:59:44Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > Pink Cataract by Bruce Springsteen A buddy of mine saw Springsteen in Japan many years ago. He said the show started with the band in the dark. A spot light popped on highlighting Bruce. The next thing he heard was 10,000 Japanese girls yelling BLUCE! BLUCE! BLUCE! ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/25 "2018-11-29T16:28:01Z")
No need to be nervous, Mama, my wife recently had iSurgery and her phone’s now as good as new. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/26 "2018-11-29T16:54:46Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > [She Blinded Me With Science](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIMvSp01C8)-Thomas Dolby Maybe not the best choice to remove anxiety under the circumstances. oK there have been lots of songs but no jokes. So here’s one invented on the spot (and it shows). Man to friend: my eyesight is getting so bad with that all I see are fuzzy spots. Friend: That sounds bad. have you seen an opthamologist . Man: No, like I said just fuzzy spots. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/27 "2018-11-29T16:56:52Z")
nm double post ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/28 "2018-11-29T17:12:10Z")
How about **Cielito Lindo**? You know, “Ay, yay, yay yayyyyyy…” Or, the Frito Bandito version if you prefer. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/29 "2018-11-29T17:16:16Z")
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (kaleidoscope eyes) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/30 "2018-11-29T17:16:24Z")
> [@Darkon](#): > > No need to be nervous, Mama, my wife recently had iSurgery and her phone’s now as good as new. Are they gonna make you wear an iPatch? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/31 "2018-11-29T17:27:09Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Are they gonna make you wear an iPatch? _swats **burpo** with a rolled up newspaper_ ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/32 "2018-11-29T17:44:09Z")
Probably not quite the vibe the OP is looking for, but what the heck…[Harvester of Eyes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu5bPJ-b6Nw) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/33 "2018-11-29T17:45:05Z")
One that has not been mentioned is The Four Seasons “My Eyes Adored You” ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/34 "2018-11-29T18:12:29Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Man to friend: my eyesight is getting so bad with that all I see are fuzzy spots. > Friend: That sounds bad. have you seen an opthamologist . > Man: No, like I said just fuzzy spots. I think it’s pretty good, Buck. I chuckled. Possibly the most appropriate song yet (at least the title): _Fix My Eyes_ by For King & Country ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/35 "2018-11-29T18:26:37Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _swats **burpo** with a rolled up newspaper_ C’mon, Coach, my pun was just as [del]good[/del] bad. I think I deserve a swat with that newspaper two. For you to sing afterwards, Mama: _Fresh Eyes_ by Andy Grammer For the nurse to sing to the doctor: _Look In Her Eyes_ by Rod Stewart ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/36 "2018-11-29T18:52:41Z")
What a wonderful World - Louis Armstrong [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWzrABouyeE) ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/37 "2018-11-29T19:20:56Z")
The Who I Can See For Miles ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/38 "2018-11-29T19:23:30Z")
Darn, I’m late. First song I thought of was [“Where Your Eyes Don’t Go”](https://youtu.be/hqY3kASMFW8) by They Might Be Giants. ---
**Author:** ![TSBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@TSBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TSBG)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/39 "2018-11-29T19:36:40Z")
Nobody’s mentioned “Eye of the Tiger” yet? What are we coming to? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/40 "2018-11-29T20:37:33Z")
[Don’t it Make my Brown eyes Blue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9lz_yzrGZw) - Crystal Gayle [Gary Gilmore’s Eyes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrwI1gKE4jI) - the Adverts [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231.md?page=3)