# Eye surgery jokes / music needed!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 28, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231 "2018-11-28T22:32:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Turble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Turble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turble)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/61 "2018-12-06T14:21:11Z")

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I got a big laugh yesterday at a post-surgery checkup.

Doctor asked “How is it going?”

I replied “Everything is great except that it makes me look so old.”

Quizical look from Doc.

“When I look in the mirror there’s an old man looking back at me, not that fuzzy soft-focus guy who used to be there.”

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eye-surgery-jokes-music-needed/825231/62 "2018-12-12T18:56:58Z")

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I’ll have to add more to my playlist before next Thursday - they had a cancellation! Works out great for me; I’m travelling the week after, but the followup after #2 is 2 weeks, not 1 (if I had a third eye, would the f/u be 3 weeks???).

Pity I can’t find someone to create and record new lyrics to an old song in time:  
“All I Want for Christmas is Bionic Eyes!”.

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