# Eyebrows of Doom, a word **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 5, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966 "2013-04-05T23:16:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/21 "2013-04-06T15:13:53Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > In the thread about gay marriage in IMHO, I got this totally half-assed piece of snark from you. > > It never ceases to amaze me how people can people can put themselves up as being such experts on me and my life. And it never ceases to amaze me what incredibly fucking stupid things they say about me when they do. > > **Eyebrows** , let me educate you. I posted this topic because I had not heard this theme until recently. I am genuinely interested in the responses of my fellow Dopers, and there have been some very good ones. With the exception, of course, of your response. Yours isn’t even in the same zip code as accurate; it simply exists to point out why the SD’s masthead reads: > > In the future, if you want to put yourself up as an authority on me, at least do me the common decency of checking with me first. If you’re not willing to do that, then just fuck off and don’t spout your ignorance out for the world to see. > > I would have provided a little more vitriol, but it’s been a long week, I’m tired, and an ignorant little dipshit like you just isn’t worth any more effort on my part. > > Thread reference: [A new slant on gay marriage? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=687197) I see your point. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/22 "2013-04-06T16:12:54Z")
My first pitting and it’s from **Clothahump**!? How disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/23 "2013-04-06T16:19:06Z")
As soon as your “friends” started talking about how " The underlying goal (of gay marriage) is to get the choice of a homosexual lifestyle to be accepted as normal in our society." You should have told them that there is no such thing as “homosexual lifestyle” and that is simply a term used by bigots who thing being gay is a choice. There was no need for you to post this concern troll question in the first place. You deserved what you got. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/24 "2013-04-06T16:22:40Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > It never ceases to amaze me how people can people can put themselves up as being such experts on me and my life. That’s because you clearly suffer from Easily Amazed Syndrome, also know as Fox News Disease. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/25 "2013-04-06T16:35:56Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > My first pitting and it’s from **Clothahump**!? How disappointing. Well, we could always pit you for, as **Clothahump** says in the OP; _…I got this totally half-assed piece of snark from you…_ We’ll have no half-assed snark on this board. You must snark harder next time. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/26 "2013-04-06T16:59:46Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > That’s because you clearly suffer from Easily Amazed Syndrome, also know as Fox News Disease. To be fair, I hear it’s caused by a chemical overbalance in the brain. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/27 "2013-04-06T17:28:04Z")
Say **Clothahump** , here’s a thought: Some friends of mine were saying that the whole civil rights movement in the '60s was just a plot to get everyone to accept that black people were human beings, and to accept their degenerate black lifestyle. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/28 "2013-04-06T20:38:38Z")
It worked. Far as I can tell, a life without B.B. King, Otis Redding or Richard Pryor wouldn’t be worth much. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/29 "2013-04-06T21:09:44Z")
“My name’s Clotha. Clotha Hump.” ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/30 "2013-04-06T21:11:49Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Hey! I’ve got friends who are mentally disabled (really, I do) and this is totally unfair to say that are nasty bigots like Clothy. They aren’t. Yeah, and I’ve got friends who are idiots but I’d rather insult your friends than mine. > [@drewtwo99](#): > > To be fair, some of those posts are pretty old and now maybe ol’ Clothy doesn’t think of homosexuality as “deviant sexual behavior.” > > I’d like to give him a chance to explain if his views have changed since 2004 when he posted that, or since errrrmm… 2010… when he said homosexuality is a choice and people choose to deviate from the normal sexuality. > > I’m not holding my breath here but still let’s give him a chance. Thirteen years of being told he’s a moron has given him the courage to evaluate his position on just about everything he’s wrong about (which, as it happens, is just about everything). Whether his opinions have changed after that evaluation remains to be seen, but in the meantime let’s discuss this theory he’s just heard about from his friends. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/31 "2013-04-06T21:15:55Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Am I the only one who saw a Pit thread started by **Clothahump** and said “well, I bet this is a ridiculous pitting from a close-minded hate-filled asshat about a perceived slight that has no no real basis”? Nope. The subject of this pit, without doubt, is Clothahump himself. You could say almost everything he posts is inadvertently a pit of himself. He’s just that clueless, hate-filled, and stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/32 "2013-04-06T21:19:01Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Decided I’d have some fun and [Google](https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aboards.straightdope.com+%22clothahump%22+%22gay+marriage%22&aq=f&oq=site%3Aboards.straightdope.com+%22clothahump%22+%22gay+marriage%22&aqs=chrome.0.57j58.12402j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=site:boards.straightdope.com+%22clothahump%22+%22gay%22&hl=en&psj=1&ei=a2NfUcimJ8GuiQLi5IDwDg&start=0&sa=N&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44770516,d.cGE&fp=f18f27e046486f57&biw=1600&bih=809) “site:boards.straightdope.com “clothahump” “gay”” and see what comes up. > The deviant sexual practices presumably being homosexual activity. > Unprovoked in a thread a transgender person started about starting a new life as a woman. > > I’m including this one just because it’s funny. > > With regards to whether he’d be bothered by the mother of a kid at his kid’s school having a pierced nose. > Turns out you’re a fucking retard. Very well done. The art form of properly reverse-pitting people has taken a nose dive in this forum - we need more well-researched “you’re a fucking douchebag, and here’s a dozen posts that back that up” posts. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/33 "2013-04-06T21:58:14Z")
Whoa, **Clothy** is one of those still saying being gay is a choice? You all know what this means, right? A heterosexual person knows they cannot simply choose to be sexually attracted to a person of the same sex. For example, I’m 100 percent for gay rights and same-sex marriage, but there’s no way I could somehow choose to be attracted to guys. Or somehow choose to have sex with a dude without any attraction, which I have never felt for any male. Do closeted people really still not realize that when they say being gay or bi is a choice, they are outing themselves? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/34 "2013-04-06T22:05:56Z")
I’m struggling to figure out who is more stupid. You’re stupid “friends” with their whacko ideas, or you for not seeing those ideas for the whacko-ness that they are. That, or you’re a really bad troll. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/35 "2013-04-06T22:35:01Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I like the cut of your jib. Deviant. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/36 "2013-04-06T23:34:07Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I like the cut of your jib. Hey, no trying to derail the thread by starting a circumcision debate. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/37 "2013-04-07T00:53:58Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > My first pitting and it’s from **Clothahump**!? How disappointing. Sorry, tiny violin, brother. My pitting was by BigT. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/38 "2013-04-07T01:13:06Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > Hey, no trying to derail the thread by starting a circumcision debate. That one’s all settled, ignorance is _bris_. ---
**Author:** ![Billy-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Billy-o](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy-o)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/39 "2013-04-07T02:28:56Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > **Eyebrows of Doom, a word** Inaccurate, as usual. **Eyebrows of Doom** is three words. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966/40 "2013-04-07T02:42:28Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Whoa, **Clothy** is one of those still saying being gay is a choice? You all know what this means, right? A heterosexual person knows they cannot simply choose to be sexually attracted to a person of the same sex. For example, I’m 100 percent for gay rights and same-sex marriage, but there’s no way I could somehow choose to be attracted to guys. Or somehow choose to have sex with a dude without any attraction, which I have never felt for any male. > > Do closeted people really still not realize that when they say being gay or bi is a choice, they are outing themselves? no snark intended – when did the balance of thought shift? I swear the topic spurred some G D threads here. Or wewre those anomalies ? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eyebrows-of-doom-a-word/654966.md?page=3)