# F\*ck it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 11, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101 "2009-05-11T23:19:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/1 "2009-05-11T23:19:50Z")
I really don’t post here anymore (never did much anyway.) So I’ll try to go out in a blaze of mediocrity. Buncha cunts. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/2 "2009-05-11T23:23:45Z")
Fack? Feck? Fick? Fock? Fyck? I don’t get it. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/3 "2009-05-11T23:37:59Z")
> [@HongKongFooey](#): > > Fack? Feck? Fick? Fock? Fyck? > > I don’t get it. 😕 Fzck. It’s Czech. ---
**Author:** ![FE3O4ENAIL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FE3O4ENAIL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FE3O4ENAIL)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/4 "2009-05-11T23:40:31Z")
You know, I never thought turkeys could fly well. The other day one was running up to the the road I was on, and I thought, is that dumb bird going to get run over? When the turkey hit the gravel at the side of the road it started flapping, and cleared the power wires on the other side of the road. Had to be 40-45 degree upward flight path. Ya learn something new every day if you try. ---
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/5 "2009-05-11T23:45:55Z")
Oh wait, if I get banned I can still lurk right. If not disregard the above as a brain fart. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/6 "2009-05-11T23:47:19Z")
> [@timbicile59](#): > > Buncha cunts. Oh, I used to love those. Best part of going to the movies was getting a big-ass popcorn, the bladder-busting size Coke, and the oversized box of BunchaCunts. ---
**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/7 "2009-05-11T23:52:30Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Oh, I used to love those. Best part of going to the movies was getting a big-ass popcorn, the bladder-busting size Coke, and the oversized box of BunchaCunts. Betcha can’t eat just one! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/8 "2009-05-11T23:56:15Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Oh, I used to love those. Best part of going to the movies was getting a big-ass popcorn, the bladder-busting size Coke, and the oversized box of BunchaCunts. On a more serious matter, I loved the theater candy called Buncha Crunch! I buy them en masse from stores like Big Lots when they get a shipment of them in. BunchaCunts on the other hand, aren’t as plentiful for me as I’d like. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![FE3O4ENAIL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FE3O4ENAIL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FE3O4ENAIL)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/9 "2009-05-11T23:56:15Z")
> [@FE3O4ENAIL](#): > > You know, I never thought turkeys could fly well. > The other day one was running up to the the road I was on, and I thought, is that dumb bird going to get run over? > When the turkey hit the gravel at the side of the road it started flapping, and cleared the power wires on the other side of the road. > Had to be 40-45 degree upward flight path. > Ya learn something new every day if you try. Just so ya know, there is no more to this story than the truth of a Wisconsin rural driver reporting what he saw. But you can learn something new every day if you try. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/10 "2009-05-11T23:58:07Z")
> [@Vlad\_Igor](#): > > Betcha can’t eat just one! 😃 I’ll see what my girlfriend has in mind for the weekend and get back to you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/11 "2009-05-12T00:03:30Z")
fuck I did say mediocracy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A) ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/12 "2009-05-12T00:09:21Z")
> [@FE3O4ENAIL](#): > > You know, I never thought turkeys could fly well. > The other day one was running up to the the road I was on, and I thought, is that dumb bird going to get run over? > When the turkey hit the gravel at the side of the road it started flapping, and cleared the power wires on the other side of the road. > Had to be 40-45 degree upward flight path. > Ya learn something new every day if you try. See, I was watching a duck try that, only it didn’t quite clear the wires and got clotheslined by one. Fell to the ground, fluttering and squawking. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/13 "2009-05-12T00:35:05Z")
I like socks! They keep my feet warm! ---
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/14 "2009-05-12T00:38:10Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > I like socks! They keep my feet warm! Fucking moron. I am not a sock. I really don’t want to put in the effort to be a troll. I might if more morons show up. ---
**Author:** ![FE3O4ENAIL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FE3O4ENAIL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FE3O4ENAIL)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/15 "2009-05-12T00:38:47Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > I like socks! They keep my feet warm! Socks are the oppressers. Free the feet! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/16 "2009-05-12T00:49:22Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > I like socks! They keep my feet warm! They’re also biodegradable, or at least there are always fewer in the dryer at the end of a laundry cycle than there were at the beginning. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/17 "2009-05-12T00:57:13Z")
> [@FE3O4ENAIL](#): > > You know, I never thought turkeys could fly well. > The other day one was running up to the the road I was on, and I thought, is that dumb bird going to get run over? > When the turkey hit the gravel at the side of the road it started flapping, and cleared the power wires on the other side of the road. > Had to be 40-45 degree upward flight path. > Ya learn something new every day if you try. Les could use some of those next Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/18 "2009-05-12T01:03:46Z")
So we are playing ignore the mole, sweet, you pompous arrogant assholes. Eat my tool and prosper. I used to like this place. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/19 "2009-05-12T01:04:48Z")
I decided to come on in this thread and await the Drama Peasants. I made that term up; feel free to bite it. A drama peasant is a poster that follows around the drama queens from drama filled thread to drama filled thread and they wail, "Just \*go!!! \*If you hate it here so much, just _go_ to your precious splinter board, and leave us _beeee!!!"_ Me? I’m a drama groupie and a train wreck damsel. Loves the drama queens, the drama peasants and the threads that bring them out. ---
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101/20 "2009-05-12T01:12:35Z")
I don’t hate it here. And why did you even bother posting? Just asking. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ck-it/496101.md?page=2)