# F\*ckin' Farah Fawcett

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 16, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592 "2009-05-16T00:03:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/1 "2009-05-16T00:03:04Z")

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I’ve been bombarded with promos for her upcoming special about her “heroic” struggle with cancer.

WTF knows, maybe it is heroic, but but the promo is just one long whine. “All I want is to LIVE! … It’s time for a MIRACLE!” Jeez, I would probably say the same shit myself, but I wouldn’t package all my self-pity into a network special.

I wish her luck, though she is on my Death Pool list.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/2 "2009-05-16T00:27:09Z")

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_…The Lee Majors Story_

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/3 "2009-05-16T00:59:24Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I’ve been bombarded with promos for her upcoming special about her “heroic” struggle with cancer.
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> WTF knows, maybe it is heroic, but but the promo is just one long whine. “All I want is to LIVE! … It’s time for a MIRACLE!” Jeez, I would probably say the same shit myself, but I wouldn’t package all my self-pity into a network special.
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> I wish her luck, though she is on my Death Pool list.

How many points is she worth? I have her too.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/4 "2009-05-16T01:03:34Z")

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The nerve of her! Who does she think she is some kind of B List celebrity?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/5 "2009-05-16T02:01:57Z")

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Doesn’t she understand that her whinefest is taking valuable air time from possible breaking developments in the impending divorce of Jon and Kate? :mad:

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/6 "2009-05-16T02:04:17Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Doesn’t she understand that her whinefest is taking valuable air time from possible breaking developments in the impending divorce of Jon and Kate? :mad:

Free Jon! Free Jon! Free Jon! Free Jon!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/7 "2009-05-16T03:39:00Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> The nerve of her! Who does she think she is some kind of B List celebrity?

Go Farrah - anything that takes attention away from Jenny McCarthy has got to be good.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/8 "2009-05-16T04:03:47Z")

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“Heroic” or “hero” is becoming such a ridiculously overused word these days. I’d say a good 90%+ of what people would call heroism is just self preservation. How in the world could it possibly be heroic to survive cancer?

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/9 "2009-05-16T04:10:59Z")

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Jesus Christ, y’all? How am I supposed to react to this?

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/10 "2009-05-16T04:33:58Z")

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I think maybe we like Quasimodem more than Farrah right now…

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/11 "2009-05-16T04:42:48Z")

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_Whew_!

Had me worried there for a second! 😉

Q

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/12 "2009-05-16T04:42:58Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> Jesus Christ, y’all? How am I supposed to react to this?

Are you a narcissistic, washed up celebrity whose big claim to fame is a poster?\*  
We like you fine and don’t want you to stop. Farrah needs to dial it down a bit.

\*Ok, she did make that burning bed movie and did ok in it…

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/13 "2009-05-16T04:58:58Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> Jesus Christ, y’all? How am I supposed to react to this?

Make a whiny TV show about your problem and I’ll Pit you too.

I didn’t even know her show was tonight when I started this thread, but I saw it listed on the channel guide. So I hope we’re mostly done.

I have a Google alert set for her and all my other death pool listees, so I will learn in fairly short oder when she kicks it. I have a whole bunch of cancer- and tumor-ridden celebs. Farrah, Bob Novak, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy – it might be a banner year for me. Plus Ariel Sharon and Fidel, who’ve both been circling the drain for a long time now.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/14 "2009-05-16T05:01:34Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> Are you a narcissistic, washed up celebrity whose big claim to fame is a poster?\*

HEY! **Quasi** is one of my favorite posters!

😃

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/15 "2009-05-16T05:22:43Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Doesn’t she understand that her whinefest is taking valuable air time from possible breaking developments in the impending divorce of Jon and Kate? :mad:

Who?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/16 "2009-05-16T05:25:31Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> Who?

[Patrick Swayze/] Ditto. {cough} [/Patrick Swayze]

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/17 "2009-05-16T05:31:48Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Go Farrah - anything that takes attention away from Jenny McCarthy has got to be good.

Jenny McCarthy has attention?

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/18 "2009-05-16T05:34:24Z")

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So, what celebrity (recent) died with dignity?

Robert Urich? I think maybe **he** didn’t make a big deal out of it.

Chris Reeve?

Michael Landon?

I **do** see your point, though, **BJ**. Why all the hoopla and fanfare? Just go with your loved ones at your bedside.

But then I think about my blog, and I’m suddenly not so sure. Maybe I’m doing the same thing on a smaller scale?

Or maybe **y’all** are my “loved ones”?

Want me to shit the fuck up, already? ;):D:smack:

Q

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/19 "2009-05-16T05:38:23Z")

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Is it fair to blame Farrah for all of this? As far as I can tell, she’s not the one who insisted on this TV special.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-ckin-farah-fawcett/496592/20 "2009-05-16T05:55:43Z")

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Good point, **JT**.

I don’t know too much about how the whole thing was “set up”, but one might argue that she _did_ have the option of declining?

I’m getting out of here before I get in trouble (again)! 😉 I’ll just read, okay?

Q

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