# F\*@($!$\*g Hasidic Jews!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 29, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546 "2003-09-29T20:48:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/1 "2003-09-29T20:48:12Z")
I mean GOD ! What is up with this smilie? ;j ;j ;j 😕 When is it _ever_ used? Why was it instated? Feel free to post your other smilie rants. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/2 "2003-09-29T21:12:46Z")
Heh, for a moment I thought you lived in my building, and were pitting the hassids in the courtyard going bonkers everynight. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/3 "2003-09-29T21:22:41Z")
I think he’s kinda cute. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/4 "2003-09-29T21:25:22Z")
> [@](#): > > When is it ever used? It’s not that easy to work in, but if you’re discussing something related to Jewish culture, it happens. > [@](#): > > Why was it instated? Because it’s cute? Funny? ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/5 "2003-09-29T22:02:19Z")
> [@](#): > > I mean GOD Shouldn’t that be G\_D? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/6 "2003-09-29T22:12:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Shouldn’t that be G\_D? \*\* Only if your keyboard is kosher. ---
**Author:** ![MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_Master_of_Ceremonies)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/7 "2003-09-29T22:18:02Z")
I thought it was quite handy for that thread awhile back about the fish which allegedly spoke Hebrew. ;j))))\>\< ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/8 "2003-09-29T22:22:06Z")
You can always say it’s an elf… WHO GOT SHOT! ;j .l .l…\<-\<-\<-\<-\<- /\ ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/9 "2003-09-29T22:25:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*It’s not that easy to work in, but if you’re discussing something related to Jewish culture, it happens. > Because it’s cute? Funny? > > ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j \*\* But a depressed Finnish vegan M-F transsexual with a bazooka and chainsaw with a codpiece would be comedic GOLD. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/10 "2003-09-29T22:25:50Z")
I’m not Jewish, so it’s god I guess. I knew this thread would get hundreds of views. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/11 "2003-09-29T22:27:44Z")
🙂 :o :mad: 😕 :eek: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/12 "2003-09-29T22:31:44Z")
No, no, no. Like _this_: :mad: 🆒 :o 🙂 😉 :rolleyes: 😛 😃 ☹ :eek: 😕 :wally ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/13 "2003-09-29T22:37:18Z")
i like smaller rainbows. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/14 "2003-09-29T22:46:25Z")
;j It is really usefull when talking about Jewish 1920’s style “Death Rays.” ;j ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/15 "2003-09-29T22:49:29Z")
Jew?! I always thought he had a spider on his head. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/16 "2003-09-29T22:59:48Z")
Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays.” But on topic, I also think the winking smilie is kinda lame. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/17 "2003-09-29T23:05:29Z")
Forget the happyyid smilie. I’m still pissed they got rid of indifferentCalvinist. Man that would come in handy. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/18 "2003-09-29T23:09:53Z")
;j Man: Waiter? Waiter: Yes, sir. Man: Would you please taste my _soup_? Waiter: Is there something wrong with the soup? Man: Please, just taste the soup. Waiter: Is it too hot? Man: **Please**! Just taste the soup? Waiter: Is it too cold? Man: Please! Would you **TASTE the SOUP**?! Waiter: All right! All right! I’ll taste the soup. Where is the spoon? Man: Ahh-_Ha_! Ahh-_Ha_! Eddie Murphy, credit roll of _Coming to America_ ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/19 "2003-09-29T23:09:53Z")
Has anyone ever tried highlighting our Hasidic friend? He turns into the Happy Chinaman. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/20 "2003-09-29T23:12:34Z")
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