# F\*@($!$\*g Hasidic Jews!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 29, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546 "2003-09-29T20:48:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/21 "2003-09-29T23:44:26Z")
An indifferent Calvinist. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/22 "2003-09-29T23:50:29Z")
Well, if you’re Calvinist, you might as well be indifferent. ---
**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/23 "2003-09-29T23:56:41Z")
What makes you think he’s a Hasid? He looks like a Mitnagid to me. Either that, or a Hasid who can’t grow a beard. ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/24 "2003-09-30T00:15:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. B \* > \*\*;j > > Man: Waiter? > Waiter: Yes, sir. > Man: Would you please taste my _soup_? > Waiter: Is there something wrong with the soup? > Man: Please, just taste the soup. > Waiter: Is it too hot? > Man: **Please**! Just taste the soup? > Waiter: Is it too cold? > Man: Please! Would you **TASTE the SOUP**?! > Waiter: All right! All right! I’ll taste the soup. Where is the spoon? > Man: Ahh-_Ha_! Ahh-_Ha_! > > Eddie Murphy, credit roll of _Coming to America_ \*\* Eh, whaddya know from funny, ya bastard… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/25 "2003-09-30T00:22:53Z")
;j It’s that guy from the Spin Doctors. \*I’ve got a pocket full of Kryptonite, yeah…\* ---
**Author:** ![Yumanite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b487fb/32.png) [@Yumanite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumanite)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/26 "2003-09-30T00:26:29Z")
Reminds me of that joke. . . Q: What do you call an uncircumsized Jew who’s older than 8 days? A: A girl! ;j /()() | / / \ ---
**Author:** ![Yumanite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b487fb/32.png) [@Yumanite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumanite)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/27 "2003-09-30T00:28:07Z")
Oh, well. So much for my artistic skills (I blame the Hassids). ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/28 "2003-09-30T00:29:10Z")
The smilies are kinda like Skittles, ya gotta Taste the Rainbow tm before you find one you really like. :mad: :o 🆒 :wally :dubious: :smack: :eek: ☹ 😛 😃 :rolleyes: 😕 Whatever happened to the Spin Doctors anyway? 😕 MetalMaven ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/29 "2003-09-30T00:33:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. B \* > \*\*;j > > Man: Waiter? > Waiter: Yes, sir. > Man: Would you please taste my _soup_? > Waiter: Is there something wrong with the soup? > Man: Please, just taste the soup. > Waiter: Is it too hot? > Man: **Please**! Just taste the soup? > Waiter: Is it too cold? > Man: Please! Would you **TASTE the SOUP**?! > Waiter: All right! All right! I’ll taste the soup. Where is the spoon? > Man: Ahh-_Ha_! Ahh-_Ha_! > > Eddie Murphy, credit roll of _Coming to America_ \*\* **Airman** , honey, is that you? [sub]Explanation: this is his favorite Jewish joke.[/sub] Robin ;j ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/30 "2003-09-30T00:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > The smilies are kinda like Skittles, ya gotta Taste the Rainbow tm before you find one you really like. I love Skittles, but I REFUSE to eat Mitnagiddic or Hasidic Jews.😃 Would you bite the head off a chocolate Hasid? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/31 "2003-09-30T00:39:57Z")
**MsRobyn** , what’s Jewish about that joke? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/32 "2003-09-30T00:54:33Z")
**Marley** , it’s the delivery, mostly. The joke doesn’t work 100% of its funny unless you lapse into a major Yinglish accent to tell it. That and it’s vintage Borsht Circuit. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/33 "2003-09-30T01:11:20Z")
A’ight. As for this thread - I’m just glad it’s not a commentary on Orthodox Jewish porn films. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/34 "2003-09-30T01:36:09Z")
They spontaneously combusted. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/35 "2003-09-30T02:45:34Z")
Yy vey … ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/36 "2003-09-30T03:33:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*A’ight. > > As for this thread - I’m just glad it’s not a commentary on Orthodox Jewish porn films. \*\* 40 Years Of Shtupping Find out the real reason the Israelites wandered all those years. Rivka:I’m so worried. Will we ever find the Promised Land? Oh, the fear! Hold me, Moshe! Comfort me! Moshe: I think I can comfort ya bubbele. The Deli The staff at the local deli offer up something special … try Mitsi’s rump… or Ruth’s kosher tongue. These girl’s want your kosher salami. The Diddler On The Roof “If I were a bi girl yeidle deidle diedle di! All day long I’d pleasure Yasmine Bleeth, if I were bisexual girl!” ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/37 "2003-09-30T05:13:19Z")
What’s the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art. Judo is what they make bagels out of. ;j ---
**Author:** ![stick\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@stick\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stick_monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/38 "2003-09-30T15:34:30Z")
For a second there, I was trying to figure out what that damn video with the fighting cat/kitten had to do with the discussion at hand. Took me a minute or two, but that was funny **Green Bean** ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/39 "2003-09-30T15:46:38Z")
I don’t know. Is the Chocolate Hasid next to the the Chocolate Jesus? 😃 MetalMaven ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/40 "2003-09-30T15:49:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*Has anyone ever tried highlighting our Hasidic friend? He turns into the Happy Chinaman. \*\* Hehe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546.md?page=3)