# F\*@($!$\*g Hasidic Jews!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 29, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546 "2003-09-29T20:48:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/41 "2003-09-30T16:26:09Z")
_Channeling Henny Youngman_ A guy calls the law firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz. He says “I’d like to talk to Schwartz.” “He’s at a meeting.” “Well in that case I’d like to talk to Schwartz.” “He’s on vacation.” “Then lemme talk to Schwartz.” “He’s on lunch break.” “In that case lemme talk to Schwartz.” “Speaking.” ;j ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/42 "2003-09-30T16:46:36Z")
;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j Yes, completely germane to the topic. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/43 "2003-09-30T17:07:21Z")
But, really! We have this utterly pointless smilie taking up space, when what we really need is a barfing smiley! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/44 "2003-09-30T17:08:37Z")
If one billion Highlighted Hasids jump off a chair at once… ---
**Author:** ![TVAA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TVAA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVAA)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/45 "2003-09-30T17:09:51Z")
Y’know what we need? A ham smilie. It’d be the perfect combination _ever_. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/46 "2003-09-30T17:12:34Z")
> [@](#): > > If one billion Highlighted Hasids jump off a chair at once… They’rd be a tornado in Kansas?;j ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/47 "2003-09-30T20:16:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*They’rd be a tornado in Kansas?;j \*\* Yes, but then, afterward, a house would land on my step-mom. Although, she does have a Jewish brother-in-law, so I suppose that’s relevant to the thread. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/48 "2003-09-30T21:22:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hebesphenomegacorona \* > \*\*But a depressed Finnish vegan M-F transsexual with a bazooka and chainsaw with a codpiece would be comedic GOLD. \*\* How in hell do you fit a chainsaw with a codpiece? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/49 "2003-09-30T21:29:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elmwood \* > \*\*Yy vey … \*\* The oriental food aisle of my favorite grocery store has a brand of sauce named ‘Soy Vey’. Cracks me up every time I see it. Even worse, a common joke around here is that when you want to find the best Chinese food, ask someone who’s Jewish. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/50 "2003-10-01T00:24:53Z")
Another smilie annoyance: :o. What is up with that? (Though I did just use it in the **handy** thread) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/51 "2003-10-01T00:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by vunderbob_ > The oriental food aisle of my favorite grocery store has a brand of sauce named ‘Soy Vey’. And my local Safeway carries a beer called HeBrew. “The Chosen Beer.” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/52 "2003-10-01T02:05:25Z")
I always thought a new smiley could easily be created from this one: make the cap silver-coloured and turn the sideburns upward to resemble the mind control-rays being blocked by a tinfoil hat. Surely a smiley of that nature would be useful for some of our nuttier GD threads ---
**Author:** ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/53 "2003-10-01T02:28:48Z")
I can’t believe we have Moishe, but not [**Smashie**](http://bothelungfish.com/shejidan/smash.gif). ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/54 "2003-10-01T05:50:40Z")
So what’s the rant here, exactly? You don’t know why we have the Jewish smilie? Okay, point taken. So why call the thread F\*@(!\*g Hasidic Jews? Hasidic Jews, \*@(!\*g or otherwise, don’t have anything to do with the smilie, even if he does have a kepah and payessim. Color me 😕 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/55 "2003-10-01T06:21:07Z")
Read the OP’s CV, as it were, **TeaElle** , it’s sheerly _bumpy stylie_. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/56 "2003-10-01T10:32:12Z")
Sheerly who what now? ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/57 "2003-10-01T17:50:47Z")
Lousy anti-smilites. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/58 "2003-10-01T18:39:39Z")
😃 Well, since this guy is green he’s obviously supposed to be Irish. Since me sainted mother is a McKenna, I resent this highly and must point out that we are not as mindlessly happy as this guy all the time. :o Oh yeah, this is supposed to be the “embarrassed” smiley, although some of our more depraved posters have been known to refer to it as the “blowjob” smiley. Oddly enough, either usually works in context. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/59 "2003-10-01T18:49:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mehitabel \* > \*\* > :o Oh yeah, this is supposed to be the “embarrassed” smiley, although some of our more depraved posters have been known to refer to it as the “blowjob” smiley. Oddly enough, either usually works in context. 😉 \*\* I can’t believe you’ve missed the obvious. This smiley :o and this one 🆒 are orange. orange. Obviousy they are also Irish. But they’re on the other side. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546/60 "2003-10-01T19:01:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*And my local Safeway carries a beer called HeBrew. “The Chosen Beer.” \*\* I didn’t believe you until I [looked it up.](http://www.shmaltz.com/) I must have some. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-g-hasidic-jews/204546.md?page=4)