# F%#k !! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636 "2002-06-30T02:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/1 "2002-06-30T02:27:59Z")
**TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE “F” WORD WAS APPROPRIATE** 10. “What the fuck was that?”-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 1. “Where did all those fucking Indians come from?”- Custer, 1877 2. “Any fucking idiot could understand that.”-Einstein, 1938 3. “It does so fucking look like her!”-Picasso, 1926 4. “How the fuck did you work that out?”-Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?”-Michelangelo, 1566 6. “Where the fuck are we?”-Amelia Earhart, 1937 7. “Scattered fucking showers…My ass!”-Noah, 4314 BC 8. “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!”-JFK, 1963 And,…drum roll… 1. "Aw c’mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? – Bill Clinton, 1997. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/2 "2002-06-30T02:39:00Z")
“Hey, I fuckin’ PAID for those!” - Winona Ryder, 2002 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/3 "2002-06-30T02:40:27Z")
“Get that fuckin’ thing outta my ASS!” -George W. Bush, 2002 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/4 "2002-06-30T02:52:39Z")
“What the fuck, the ship’s unsinkable!” -Captain Smith of the _Titanic_ ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/5 "2002-06-30T03:32:53Z")
“We’re sorry, now give us back our fuckin’ spy plane!” - USA to China, 2001 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/6 "2002-06-30T03:52:58Z")
“Fuck the home-made Bonsai topiary Thanksgiving table centerpieces…SELL!!!” - Martha Stewart, 2002 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/7 "2002-06-30T03:54:53Z")
“I hope the fuckhead doesn’t wake up” Dick Cheney, June 29, 2002. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/8 "2002-06-30T07:56:21Z")
What the fuck is wrong with those cows??? - England – And a big hearty FUCK you to the uncreative few who refuse to participate in this fuckalicious folly. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/9 "2002-06-30T08:08:28Z")
Wow, that falling star is fucking bright! - Yucatan, 65,000,000 BC ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/10 "2002-06-30T08:11:20Z")
“Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.”- Catherine the Great 1796 ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/11 "2002-06-30T08:18:06Z")
“Fuckin’ Jews” - Adolf Hitler ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/12 "2002-06-30T08:22:21Z")
“We’re fucked!” - Osama Bin Laden ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/13 "2002-06-30T09:24:34Z")
“Fuck Pears!” -National Apple society ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/14 "2002-06-30T09:31:23Z")
“I will kill my parents!” - Fuk Eue ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/15 "2002-06-30T09:32:31Z")
“Son, put down that fucking knife” - Mr and Mrs Eue ---
**Author:** ![Obvious\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Obvious\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obvious_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/16 "2002-06-30T09:41:20Z")
“What the fuck are you staring at?” -Gonzo ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/17 "2002-06-30T09:42:21Z")
“I didn’t fucking kill the bitch!!” OJ ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/18 "2002-06-30T09:46:20Z")
" Pretty soon we’re going to install windows into your brains… Then we’ll fucling see whose company is being split!!" Bill Gates ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/19 "2002-06-30T09:48:43Z")
“MUST FUCKING KILL BITCH!!” -“Son of Sam” ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/20 "2002-06-30T09:52:31Z")
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