# F%#k !! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636 "2002-06-30T02:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/21 "2002-06-30T09:58:26Z")
“Who the fuck just lit a cigarette?” - Captain Ernst Lehmann of the Hindenberg ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/22 "2002-06-30T10:11:49Z")
“HOLD THE FUCKING BALL THIS TIME!!!” Charlie brown ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/23 "2002-06-30T14:18:11Z")
“Did you say you were only 14 years old? Wanna fuck?” - R. Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/96bed5/32.png) [@Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fang)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/24 "2002-06-30T15:49:12Z")
“What the fuck is he gonna do anyway, part the Red fucking Sea?” - Ramses, 2000 B.C. (is using it twice cheating? ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/96bed5/32.png) [@Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fang)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/25 "2002-06-30T15:55:58Z")
“What the fuck is he gonna do anyway, part the Red fucking Sea?” - Ramses, 2000 B.C. (is using it twice cheating? ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/26 "2002-06-30T16:19:44Z")
“Christa, don’t touch that fucking button!” Francis R. Scobee, Commander of Space Shuttle mission 51-L, 1986 ---
**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/27 "2002-06-30T16:56:13Z")
“Bit fuckin’ warm, isn’t it.” - Joan of Arc “All I know is, I wanted a fucking dachshund…” - Calvin’s father “I fucking _told_ you I’d be back.” - Gen. MacArthur “Fuck!” - Every porn director in history ---
**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/28 "2002-06-30T20:47:48Z")
[FUCK](http://www.angryflower.com/fuck.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/29 "2002-07-01T00:46:27Z")
“I’m telling you – there are no fucking Germans around!” – the captain of the _Lusitania_ “Fuck Hitler!” – Winston Churchill “Fucking British” – Hitler “Who’s making all that fucking noise?!!” – cranky person trying to sleep in in Pearl City, Oahu, Hawaii, Sunday, Dec. 7, 1941 ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/30 "2002-07-01T02:16:33Z")
Kirk: Spock, what’s wrong with you? Spock: I regret to inform you, Captain, that every seven years, Vulcans go through a chemical imbalance which requires them to return home to Vulcan and FUCK. ---
**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/31 "2002-07-01T02:21:01Z")
“Can someone please pass me the f\*cking asparagus!” -Lester Burnham ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/32 "2002-07-01T03:08:59Z")
Fuck the gas bill - Hitler Where the fuck did that decimal point go? - Andersen accountants Fuck you I felt that - Helen Keller Fuck the ratings, I want Jar Jar fucking Binks in the movie - George Lucas Fuck the men - Rosie O`Donnell ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/33 "2002-07-01T09:38:24Z")
“What the fuck are you saying?” -Everybody at the Tower of Babel “It is fucking COLD!” -Washington, at Valley Forge “What do you fucking mean we lost?” -Lincoln, after the First Battle of Bull Run ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/34 "2002-07-01T10:12:12Z")
“I’m on the fucking moon man!” - Armstrong, 1969 ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/35 "2002-07-01T10:32:34Z")
“Rat shit, Bat shit, dirty ol’ twat/69 assholes tied in a knot/hurray!!!/Lizzard shit!!!/FUCK!!” George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/36 "2002-07-01T11:05:53Z")
“Who the fuck is that behind me?” - Abraham Lincoln, Ford’s Theatre, April 1865 “You got that apple from what tree? Oh fuck!” - Adam “If they don’t want cake, fuck 'em.” - Marie Antoinette “What fucking day did you say it is?” - Julius Caesar, March 15, 44 BC “Are you fucking nuts, Lorena?” - John Wayne Bobbitt “Fuck the secret formula, our sales are flat.” - CEO of Coca Cola, 1985 “Can’t you follow a simple fucking street map?” - Archduke Franz Ferdinand, August 1914 “This doesn’t look like fucking China.” - Christopher Columbus, 1492 “Who the fuck are these weirdos in the boats?” - unknown Indian, 1492 ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/37 "2002-07-01T11:51:49Z")
“we’re fucking flying!!!” The wright brothers “What the fuck is that black mark on your shoulder? _sneeze_” unknown witness to the begining of the bubonic plague “E tu brute, you fuck?” Julias Caesar “ITS REALLY FUCKING COLD HERE!!” Napoleon upon invading russia “ITS REALLY FUCKING COLD HERE!!” Hitler Upon invading russia “want some fuckin’ turkey?” Indians at first Thanksgiving “No fucking way” Pilgrims at first thanksgiving “How about that fucking turkey?” Pilgrims during first winter ---
**Author:** ![agentfroot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@agentfroot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agentfroot)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/38 "2002-07-01T17:41:55Z")
_sings_ shut your fucking face, unclefucker… ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/39 "2002-07-01T18:13:27Z")
Hey guys, come check out this big fuckin horse - unkown Troy soldier How the fuck did they get that memo? - Enron executive I thought we shredding those fucking memos - Arthur Anderson Excec. Un-Fucking-Believable - OJ Simpson while looking at the glove. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636/40 "2002-07-01T18:29:54Z")
“Just drink the fucking Koolaid already!” - Jim Jones “The fucking shredder broke.” - Oliver North at a Congressional hearing “What the fuck is that whistling sound?” - Anonymous resident of Nagasaki, 11:01am, August 9, 1945 “So where the fuck are the dragons and unicorns?” - Noah, looking at his watch in the pouring rain And one last one: “What the fuck would the military want with _my_ theory?” - Albert Fucking Einstein [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-k/116636.md?page=3)