# F\*\*king French F\*\*king French Bread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-king-french-f-king-french-bread/594671>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 30, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-king-french-f-king-french-bread/594671 "2011-08-30T21:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-king-french-f-king-french-bread/594671/61 "2011-09-01T14:58:12Z")

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Too bad I didn’t read this a few days ago; I could have brought you some back with me. And I agree, it’s not like anything you can get in the U.S.

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-king-french-f-king-french-bread/594671/62 "2011-09-01T14:58:52Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Too bad I didn’t read this a few days ago; I could have brought you some back with me. And I agree, it’s not like anything you can get in the U.S.

Had a good trip, btw?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-king-french-f-king-french-bread/594671/63 "2011-09-01T15:04:58Z")

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> [@brainstall](#):
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> Can I throw in a plug for Ace Bakery bread here? Fellow Canadian Dopers… back me up. lol
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> I can’t articulate why it’s so good, it just is. Too expensive for everyday, but I treat myself every so often.

I haven’t read past this post yet, but I’ll back you up. Fiesta Farms grocery store, about 10 AM, when the Ace Bakery loaves are delivered and rushed to the bakery, the smell of those baguettes, still warm from the oven, is as sweet and heady as lilac wine.

“Sometimes if no one is looking  
I caress the loaves of French bread  
and punch holes in the crust. The fragrance  
is overpowering. I begin to understand Proust.”

- from ‘A Sensualist at the Safeway’ by Arthur Clark, published in the poetry collection ‘Kinetic Mustache’. (Not Arthur C. Clarke, the science fiction writer.)

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