# F\*\*\* You, Joffrey Baratheon **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 16, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332 "2012-06-16T11:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/1 "2012-06-16T11:40:53Z")
This song may be relevant to the interests of many here. Link spoilered due to NSFW language. In the interests of full disclosure, it’s written and performed by a friend of mine, but hopefully it’s relevant enough that it won’t count as spam. [Fuck You, Joffrey Baratheon](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVypWpZBwWI) ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/2 "2012-06-16T11:44:18Z")
Oh, there’s probably spoilers in the song, so don’t click if you’re one of the whiny ones. ---
**Author:** ![LVBoPeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/858c86/32.png) [@LVBoPeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVBoPeep)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/3 "2012-06-16T13:24:11Z")
Thanks! Brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/4 "2012-06-16T14:34:02Z")
I enjoyed that. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/5 "2012-06-16T15:21:43Z")
Oh very well done. I like Stannis, though… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/6 "2012-06-16T16:10:06Z")
Excellent! See, everyone in Westeros _is_ a dick! ---
**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/7 "2012-06-16T20:33:15Z")
Good one, I enjoyed! Love to hate Joffrey! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/8 "2012-06-16T21:09:25Z")
“…and half of that was food” So, so true. Love it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f-you-joffrey-baratheon/625332/9 "2012-06-16T22:23:38Z")
Well _someone_ is getting a royal chance to make a choice between broken hands and torn tongue… 😛