# F16 For Sale

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765 "2019-08-16T21:41:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/1 "2019-08-16T21:41:44Z")

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Me want. 🆒

[https://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/83383363/1980-lockheed-f16](https://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/83383363/1980-lockheed-f16)

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/2 "2019-08-16T21:57:34Z")

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Isn’t there some CEO who owns his own military jet trainer, I think an ex-Soviet [L-39](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_L-39_Albatros), which he flies for fun?

I assume it’s perfectly legal for a civilian to own an F-16, just as long as they don’t actually arm it?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/3 "2019-08-16T22:42:27Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> I assume it’s perfectly legal for a civilian to own an F-16, just as long as they don’t actually arm it?

That would be a negative, ghostrider.

The USG specifically prohibits civilian ownership of modern jets. It’s an ITAR-conrolled item, and you’ll never get clearances to buy it.

I have no idea what this ad is supposed to be selling, but it isn’t an operational F-16. Note there is only one (stock) photo, and no information at all. If it were real, there’d be a lot more info. And it would cost more than $8.5M.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/4 "2019-08-16T23:00:00Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> That would be a negative, ghostrider.
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> The USG specifically prohibits civilian ownership of modern jets. It’s an ITAR-conrolled item, and you’ll never get clearances to buy it.
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> I have no idea what this ad is supposed to be selling, but it isn’t an operational F-16. Note there is only one (stock) photo, and no information at all. If it were real, there’d be a lot more info. And it would cost more than $8.5M.

A non-flying mockup/trainer? Maybe it’s just a body kit for a Pontiac Fiero?

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/5 "2019-08-16T23:00:04Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> That would be a negative, ghostrider.
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> The USG specifically prohibits civilian ownership of modern jets. It’s an ITAR-conrolled item, and you’ll never get clearances to buy it.

Ah, thanks. Would it be legal to own something that was thoroughly obsolete, though? Can have, say an F-86 Saber in my fantasy hangar if I become a multi-billionaire?

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> I have no idea what this ad is supposed to be selling, but it isn’t an operational F-16. Note there is only one (stock) photo…

Good catch, I didn’t even notice the photo came from [airliners.net](http://airliners.net), a site that has a huge archive of aviation photography. That’s a pretty big clue that this ad is a hoax.

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/6 "2019-08-16T23:03:35Z")

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Well, if you’re in the market, the better deal is a MiG-29. John Sessions was going to set up a business importing and refurbishing those. He got[one done](https://www.heraldnet.com/news/6-million-dream-comes-true/) and sold it to Paul Allen. Looks like after Paul’s death, that plane [is available again](https://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/67871587/1989-mikoyan-mig-29).

Related article: [You Can Buy Paul Allen’s MiG-29 Fulcrum Jet Fighter](https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/29292/you-can-buy-paul-allens-mig-29-fulcrum-jet-fighter)

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/7 "2019-08-16T23:07:36Z")

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If you are set on domestic product, my understanding is that Paul’s F-5B is also coming up for sale, but I can’t find the listing yet.

> **[N586PC | Northrop F-5B Freedom Fighter | Private | Huy Do | JetPhotos](https://www.jetphotos.com/photo/8861373)**
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> Paul Allen's F-5 \[1200px\]. N586PC. Northrop F-5B Freedom Fighter. JetPhotos.com is the biggest database of aviation photographs with over 5 million screened photos online!

edit: Looks like the F-5 already sold. Bummer.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/8 "2019-08-16T23:28:37Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> Isn’t there some CEO who owns his own military jet trainer, I think an ex-Soviet [L-39](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_L-39_Albatros), which he flies for fun?

Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle, owns and operates a SIAI-Marchetti S.211 in the US. He also owns a MiG-29 but does not have permission to import it.

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/9 "2019-08-16T23:35:12Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle, owns and operates a SIAI-Marchetti S.211 in the US. He also owns a MiG-29 but does not have permission to import it.

He should buy Paul’s then. Wanna let him know? Maybe you can get a finder’s fee.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/10 "2019-08-16T23:59:27Z")

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> [@Pork\_Rind](#):
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> He should buy Paul’s then. Wanna let him know? Maybe you can get a finder’s fee.

We aren’t on speaking terms since I left Oracle.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/11 "2019-08-17T01:22:29Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> A non-flying mockup/trainer? Maybe it’s just a body kit for a Pontiac Fiero?

😃

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/12 "2019-08-17T01:34:06Z")

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How many [Pepsi points](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.) is that?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/13 "2019-08-17T01:48:57Z")

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I’m not sure where the cutoff is, but I think F86s are OK to own.

I know the Air Force wasn’t happy when Darryl Greenamyer acquired his F-104, though, and they were probably relieved when it crashed.

I was surprised to see a page that says you can buy a Phantom! Now I could go for that!

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/14 "2019-08-17T01:56:36Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I’m not sure where the cutoff is, but I think F86s are OK to own.

There is a war-bird restoration place in Nevada, and there is an F-86 parked outside from time to time. Somebody owns it, and it ain’t just a static display.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/15 "2019-08-17T03:35:01Z")

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Michael Dorn used to have an F-86. He was hanging out by it, watching the airshow at Edwards AFB. I chatted with him briefly.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/16 "2019-08-17T05:59:01Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> That’s a pretty big clue that this ad is a hoax.

It doesn’t seem to be a hoax–at least not quite. JetLease is the seller and they seem to be a legitimate company. The F-16 [is listed on their site](http://www.jetlease.com/listing.cfm?p=sales&x=604).

It’s still pretty weird, though, with almost no information. If you fill out their form, they give a link to [their brochure](http://www.jetlease.com/download_documents.cfm?x=604&y=361). The brochure still has no real specifics, and the pictures are just stock photos.

On their Faceboox page, they have [this post](https://www.facebook.com/jetlease/posts/10156097938155896):

> [@](#):
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> sorry guys and gals - you have to be a #military contractor to buy these flyers but we can sell you a shell! 😜 #JetLease #MilitaryAircraft #ForSale #F16

Well. It implies that you can buy an F-16 if you’re a military contractor. Perhaps that extends to any ITAR-certified organization (if so, maybe Elon Musk can buy one through SpaceX). If not, they can sell you a shell. Given the price, it seems likely that they are indeed just selling the shell, though it’s still weird that they don’t provide that detail anywhere.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/17 "2019-08-18T14:49:47Z")

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There’s a privately owned f-4 Phantom, F104 Starfighter, AV8 Harrier, …

Plenty of early cold war jets are flying.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/18 "2019-08-18T23:29:22Z")

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And here I figured somebody was _finally_ cleaning out the garage!  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/f16-for-sale/838765/19 "2019-08-21T01:41:03Z")

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A guy in Tulsa had and flew a T-38 Talon in the late 1980’s
