# Facebook Meme: Pearl Harbor Payback is a Bitch! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 14, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663 "2011-03-14T15:47:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/41 "2011-03-14T20:26:52Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No! And it’s not over now.” Forget it, those idiots are on a roll… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/42 "2011-03-14T20:36:43Z")
> [@Rex\_Goliath](#): > > Am I am asshole for posting [this joke](http://i.imgur.com/6pfd6.jpg) on my Facebook the morning the news broke? Yes, you kind of are. ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/43 "2011-03-14T20:40:43Z")
> [@Rex\_Goliath](#): > > Am I am asshole for posting [this joke](http://i.imgur.com/6pfd6.jpg) on my Facebook the morning the news broke? Yeah, pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![kombatminipig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5ac83/32.png) [@kombatminipig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kombatminipig)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/44 "2011-03-14T20:43:14Z")
> [@Rex\_Goliath](#): > > Am I am asshole for posting [this joke](http://i.imgur.com/6pfd6.jpg) on my Facebook the morning the news broke? No, that was fucking awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/45 "2011-03-14T20:47:57Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > OP, where did you find that, and who compiled it? Anyone can put something like this together, since the morons are unstoppable. Run a facebook search for “pearl harbor” – once you get your results, go to the left colummn and click “Posts by Everyone”. You’ll then get gems like these, which have been posted in the past few minutes: > [@Autumn Grandbouche](#): > > I’d send ships over to Japan, too. To finish them off. They didn’t cry when they attacked our Pearl Harbor, so I have trouble finding any sympathy at all. > [@Adam Haycraft](#): > > IM STILL A LIL BITTER ABOUT PEARL HARBOR, SO I SAY FUKM!!! > [@Robert A Prokop Hemet](#): > > Aside from the money they made off us running are automobile industry? what the hell should we care what happens to that country? DONT EVER FORGET! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/46 "2011-03-14T21:08:45Z")
> [@Rex\_Goliath](#): > > Am I am asshole for posting [this joke](http://i.imgur.com/6pfd6.jpg) on my Facebook the morning the news broke? No, you are brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/47 "2011-03-14T21:29:02Z")
Oh for…dammit, Japan, quit forcing US Americans to buy your cars at gunpoint! What’s that saying - too bad stupid isn’t painful. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/48 "2011-03-14T21:34:22Z")
Well, I still want revenge for Pearl Harbor. I know it was years ago, but the memory of it still stings. So I’m going to drive out to Michael Bay’s house and get my fucking eight dollars back. Three goddamn hours of a love story with Ben Affleck. I’m gonna need some payback for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/49 "2011-03-14T21:37:21Z")
Can you swing by Roland Emmerich and give him a cock punch from me for “Independence Day”? ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/50 "2011-03-14T21:37:47Z")
Fuckers. I liked…no, LOVED…my Oldsmobuick, and they forced me to buy a Toyota! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/51 "2011-03-14T21:43:48Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Can you swing by Roland Emmerich and give him a cock punch from me for “Independence Day”? Cock-punch your own film-makers, can’t you? Honestly, seems like everyone expects someone else to do the grunt work for them these days… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/52 "2011-03-14T21:51:09Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Can you swing by Roland Emmerich and give him a cock punch from me for “Independence Day”? What should I give him for “Godzilla”? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/53 "2011-03-14T22:00:00Z")
> [@Kozmik](#): > > What should I give him for “Godzilla”? An atomic wedgie. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/54 "2011-03-14T22:16:30Z")
> [@Rex\_Goliath](#): > > Am I am asshole for posting [this joke](http://i.imgur.com/6pfd6.jpg) on my Facebook the morning the news broke? Yes, but you’re a funny asshole, so that’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/55 "2011-03-14T22:30:48Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Can you swing by Roland Emmerich and give him a cock punch from me for “Independence Day”? I have put that on my calendar. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/56 "2011-03-14T22:32:43Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I bet those people felt exactly the same way about 9/11. And Hurricane Katrina. Well, okay, there were religious leaders saying Katrina was payback for Louisiana’s gay population, or something. God it’s like everyone’s turned into Fred Phelps. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/57 "2011-03-15T00:46:29Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Cock-punch your own film-makers, can’t you? Honestly, seems like everyone expects someone else to do the grunt work for them these days… :rolleyes: > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I have put that on my calendar. Okay, I got a volunteer, **Malacandra**. 🙂 > [@Kozmik](#): > > What should I give him for “Godzilla”? Atomic wedgie works for me, too. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/58 "2011-03-15T01:18:05Z")
> [@Rex\_Goliath](#): > > Am I am asshole for posting [this joke](http://i.imgur.com/6pfd6.jpg) on my Facebook the morning the news broke? More like a prick, actually, but a clever one.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/59 "2011-03-15T02:11:56Z")
> [@mkecane](#): > > Fuckers. I liked…no, LOVED…my Oldsmobuick, and they forced me to buy a Toyota! …after they forced you to get gay married. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663/60 "2011-03-15T02:20:49Z")
Hey, I have a Toyota! So does my husband! Does that mean we both have to get gay married? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-meme-pearl-harbor-payback-is-a-bitch/574663.md?page=4)