# Facebook needs to quit spying on me! Lmao **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2026, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852 "2026-10-15T13:54:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/1 "2026-10-15T13:54:44Z")
So I was being silly with the AI app. All I asked it was “is it a good idea to drink if you’re trying to fight the zombie apocalypse” And now every third post on my Facebook has PSA posts that read: “get sober today”. That just tickles me. Lol I’m okay Facebook. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/2 "2026-10-15T13:56:21Z")
Well, maybe you’re sober, but what about the zombies? ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/3 "2026-10-15T13:57:04Z")
It’s Facebook hinting that the zombie apocalypse is already started. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/4 "2026-10-15T14:08:36Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > Well, maybe you’re sober, but what about the zombies? Why else would they walk like that? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/5 "2026-10-15T14:56:09Z")
I have to say there are many shambling mindless Americans these days. Many more than, say, 15 years ago. It seems the zombies do walk amongst us. Although unlike traditional zombies they don’t seem to seek brainnnnz. Makes sense since they have no use for them. No for eating and not for thinking with. ---
**Author:** ![xtenkfarpl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c2a13f/32.png) [@xtenkfarpl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xtenkfarpl)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/6 "2026-10-15T17:54:43Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Although unlike traditional zombies they don’t seem to seek brainnnnz. Makes sense since they have no use for them. No for eating and not for thinking with. But so delicious fried. Just ask Hannibal. I have an old cookbook with a recipe for ‘Brains in Black Butter.’ in it… 🙂 Cholesterol to the max… I don’t think I’ll try it… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2026, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/7 "2026-10-15T17:58:08Z")
I have eaten (sheep) brains. Prepared several different ways. I would not consider that a high point in my lifetime dining experiences. Given that neither sheep not the current American Zombies make much use of their brains, I’d expect Modern American zombie brains on toast to taste about the same as the sheep did. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/8 "2026-10-16T17:40:40Z")
I would think that American Zombie brains would fit on a cracker… ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-needs-to-quit-spying-on-me-lmao/1033852/9 "2026-10-17T00:36:30Z")
I don’t understand just what is so funny about drunk Zombies. Or even drinking zombies.