# Facebook Thinks I'm An Evangelical Christian And I Can't Convince It Otherwise

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 10, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326 "2022-09-10T15:35:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326/21 "2022-09-11T05:01:36Z")

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The Camp Lejeune ads stopped once I flagged about three of them as irrelevant.  
FB thinks I’m interested in STL (3d printer files) collections. True.  
That I want to dress like Ezio from Assassin’s Creed. Not sure how they came to that conclusion, but I’ll roll with it.  
That I collect recipes. Also true.  
And that I’m interested in dragon themed jewelry. Not a jewelry guy, but again I’ll go with it to avoid the alternatives.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326/22 "2022-09-11T05:42:49Z")

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> Facebook believes I’m a Jewish ex-Boy Scout who is openly gay, but also shopping for an engagement ring for a woman and that I served at Camp Lejeune between 1952 and 1987. And that I’m interested in dragon themed jewelry. I get ads for crotchless panties, bras for older women that aren’t made in my size, and rides on business jets.

Oh, sorry, those were for me.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326/23 "2022-09-11T22:53:26Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> But if it is a real number I can only reply with STOP, delete the message, and block the number. But that doesn’t stop the next one.

What if we sent them .01 ? Would it cost more than .01 to process it?

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326/24 "2022-09-15T15:21:27Z")

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I don’t peruse Facebook, but for some reason, my phone thinks I’m from Indianapolis. It keeps sending me news bits about Indianapolis that I have no interest in whatsoever. I have no idea why. It’s faintly annoying, but tolerable.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326/25 "2022-09-15T19:14:57Z")

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FB thinks I’m a far-right asshole, when in actuality I’m just your run-of-the-mill asshole. I block them all, and in one case reported one that I felt was advocating violence.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/facebook-thinks-im-an-evangelical-christian-and-i-cant-convince-it-otherwise/971326/26 "2022-09-16T18:02:59Z")

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Facebook has successfully determined that I like puns and cartoons. There’s other junk, too, but it’s easy to scroll past.

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